The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ

#TheOctunnumi #BecauseThereIsNoPlanetB #TheTruthIsCloserThanYouThink #TheOctunnumiFactOrFiction

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

Welcome to my world...
#TheTruthIsCloserThanYouThink

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

I need a moment... 😳

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

That was The Octunnumi!

I was there...

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

Wait - what - I am in book 2!!!!

#theoctunnumi #fosbitfiles #chapterI #booktwt

[Alice.✈️ @alicesbookvault]

@TheOctunnumi I'm sorry, alice can not be reached at this time as she is trying to find the Octunnumi. Please leave a short message below. Thank you.

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

@TheOctunnumi Well this will be interesting!

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

@alicesbookvault @TheOctunnumi Alice? Alice is that you…no, cannot be…is it?

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

Am I any closer to the truth about The Octunnumi? Nah. Do I still think it’s all real? You bet I do… and I am not going to stop trying to find out.

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

I am back in Alice’s flat, sitting on the bed like nothing’s happened, except that when I check, the package has gone from my bag and the doors are not opening again…

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

And then so am I – one minute I am looking past her to where the package had been and then she gives me one last gift of her fabulous smile and BAM!

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

So I am standing there, still not quite believing what I am seeing, when this little guy – I swear the one who gave me Toothless’s number – appears from nowhere, tips his bowler at me while picking up the wrapped package and POP! he’s gone.

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

‘Quite right,’ she replies, stopping at the breakfast counter.

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

‘No,’ I say, ‘no, I didn’t think I should.’

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

‘Right,’ I mutter and grab the brown package. ‘Interesting,’ she smiles as she takes if from me, ‘and have you read this?’ she asks as she turns and heads for the sleek kitchen area.

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

Oh. I suddenly realise what she wants – why I am here – the package, the one from Stanley, I have it. Never let it out of my sight since that day.

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

She is looking at my bag.

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

I hesitate.

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

...at least I think she does. ‘So,’ she smiles, ‘you have the package.’

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

I am following her now like a dog, my mouth open, trying to rationalise this – I am not quite panting, but nearly. Suddenly she stops, spins, and I nearly walk straight into her cos I am too busy looking around. I stumble; she catches me…

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

… okay, so it was nothing like mine. Mine’s actually a loft space, right. The British type this was, all open plan and New York.

[The Conspiratorialist Ⓥ @crazydave42]

And then, as she claps her hands, the velvet wall drapes part behind her and we are in this amazing loft space – not dissimilar to my own home – well if it was like, bigger… a lot bigger and fancier and bright with great windows looking over the maze of London roof tops...