Your crazy, drunk gf

I'm an alcoholic only when you make me, but I was born batshit crazy.

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

What wonders a little hot water can do. #Teavana #TeaTime

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Pissed

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Pussy

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

Contact me

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

I'm pissed

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

You have cellulite. Back the fuck up off my boyfriend.

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

My ex keeps trying to bring up our past as if it was ever something

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

It's good my boyfriend look like this older man who is hot af as shit

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

Love me

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

Please don't complain about my drinking habits.

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

If you don't want me to drink you probably shouldn't act like that

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

Here she is

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

Your fucking drunk girl formed

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Why are you looking over there? I'm over here.

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But then again your ass better not be sleeping anywhere else but with me

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

Saw your snap story of you with bitches at the party... Are you sure you want to come sleep home tonight

[Your crazy, drunk gf @crazydrunkgf]

I'm starting to get a little emotional and crazy, it may be my period week, I hope so