Jonathan Meacock

Founder member of the great situationist experiment the mai 68s. Lover of black coffee, red wine, cigarettes, sixties spy films, guitars and melancholy

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

@davidnaylor Ha - didn't realise you fell asleep - was that at mousetrap or before we got there

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

@Kirmie not sure if you've seen this https://t.co/6bYfKvdVkw

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

To avoid lewes

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

Why does the Snowman fly South over Brighton if he's going to Lapland or the North Pole?

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

@CafeRougeTweet wasn't expecting a xmas Dinner at one of yrs to be amazing but you surpassed yourself by being terrible

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

and back

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

@MonkeyPicks bar about three songs they were always pretenders

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

@slumoflegs You made it then

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

@gracepetrie Both of the Tory MPs who defected to UKIP resigned at the same time triggering by elections, bizarrely making them more principled than this shower.....

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

2 1/2 hours from Newhaven to Brighton @SouthernRailUK even by your piss poor standards this must constitute a new record

[Dr Dom Pimenta MD @DrDomPimenta]

So a pretty strange thing happened to me tonight, and in this dark #Brexit time, it might benefit Twitter to hear it. /thread

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

@seahavenfm I'm not 100% sure your presenter should have just said 'if your going to drink, drive safely'.........

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

RECREATE any Tom Waits song by getting the Cookie Monster pissed at a karaoke evening.
(via @AllDesignPrint)

[stewbacca @stewbacca___]

At the moment the moment the score on votes to be in Europe is 1-1.

1973: yes
2016: no

It has been over 90 minutes so it's probably time for a penalty shoot out.

[StephenM 48% Proof 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @USAP09]

@Nigel_Farage Are you comparing it to the Treaty of Versailles which ultimately resulted in WWII for example? Or the Nazi-Soviet Pact 1939 which carved up Poland and killed millions? Or perhaps the Peace of Augsburg of 1555, which led to the slaughter of the Thirty Years War. Idiot.

[tom casey @tomcasey8]

@Nigel_Farage I don’t know, the meal deal at m&s gets you a sandwich and bag of crisps for about £15

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

@MarcKav @leigh_wyatt @Nigel_Farage TBH most of the remain arguments were actual facts - just dismissed as 'project fear'

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@Nigel_Farage Erm... #saintsfc

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

@brenthoodmusic The funny thing is I had to look up who you are as I had no clue

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

Jesus - the level of fuckwittery on display here

[james richardson @acjimbo]

Today’s biggest bit of F***wittery?
Hard to see past this gem...

[Jonathan Meacock @Crazyharry77]

Im now going to immerse myself in a world of power pop and drink a bottle of wine