Simon Indelicate

Working in the 'clever' genre since 2005

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

Avenue QAnon

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

I genuinely can't fathom how anyone can hear the extremely poetically memorable phrase 'King-in-the-North' even one time and then get it wrong. And so much more so if you deal with language in your JOB. I wouldn't trust myself to write any English sentence with so tin an ear.

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

Hey, @JAHeale IN. He's the king IN the North, not OF. It's from a VERY popular book series and Television programme. I've already unsubbed from all the liberal podcasts for this, don't make me unsub from yours as well. IN IN IN.

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

@JDVance Cunt.

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

@europa Is there a difference between saying you want to sniff someone's rear and saying you want to smell their arsehole? You obviously think there is, as you went to the trouble of toning it down for your tweet. Why did you do that? Is it because you know the difference?

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

@europa Not her rear, her arsehole. If you want to insinuate that there's a double standard here, you could do the world the courtesy of accurately reporting what was written.

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

New Mandy texts are wild

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

@RobertJenrick I'm not sure we want the Prime Minister prejudicing trials and sentencing, actually, Robert, you puffed up little mustelid. Stop debasing our society to slake your perverted lust for a status that you aren't worthy to inhabit.

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

The problem - the ONLY problem - children have is a total lack of unsupervised play. They have used online third spaces to simulate it because they know what they need better than you do and now you want to steal that from them as well because YOU are stupid and lazy.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government is considering a ban on children having conversations with strangers on gaming platforms like Roblox, Fortnite, Discord and Minecraft

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

If your art is so much better than generative AI, why is all of it worthless kitschy shit?

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

This is terrible, if completely understandable in the face of a frightening, unhinged and pitiful tantrum by dirt stupid bullies and masturbatory scolds. I hope every single one of them never makes another penny doing anything they enjoy and that their rubbish families starve.

[Jorge R. Gutierrez @mexopolis]

I have decided to drop out of the AI program at Amazon. I will not be making a Punky Duck series. Actions speak louder than words.

My intent was to showcase artists, both new and seasoned, both inside and outside the studios, driving this new tech.

My sincerest apology to those I upset. I promise to do better moving forward. Thank you for your patience with me. I will try harder.

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

The sheer cope of this. No they haven't. Finding the specciest of speccy know-alls and identifying them as the voices of the youth because they happen to have been misled into agreeing with your basic, boring opinion by the peer pressure of the lamest parts of the internet.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Teenagers have started calling AI art "boomer art" and consider it cringe, and YouTubers have stopped using AI-generated thumbnails because teenagers find them cringe and won't click on them. I honestly couldn't be happier.

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

Just nonsequiturs, fallacies and circular arguments as far as the eye can see. Stupid whipped thumb of a man.

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

This is like redefining everyone with chest hair as a bear and then banning porridge for encouraging the explosion in the bear population.

[Kate Ferguson @kateferguson4]

EXCL: Sir Keir Starmer is expected to ban social media for under 16s.

A government consultation on curbs ends on Tuesday & no final decision will be taken until after that.

But I understand No10 policy chiefs have privately said they expect a total ban

https://t.co/yszQfuZ9aB

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

'slop' is just 'woke' that you agree with

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

Mourning the loss of Judith Chalmers by listening to the only good piece of 20th century music called Wish You Were Here
https://t.co/Ch2PkNaESd

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

Come off it, mate, you know what I mean. Like when you have a wank to a woman in high heels stepping on a gerbil mate, yeah- exactly. That's what I mean. Well that, yeah? Animating... Yes mate.. animating force of the left that is mate. I KNOW. Fuck sake.

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

"animating force" makes this sound clever and insightful - but... is it? Is that the animating force of the left? The joy of cruelty? Actually the joy of cruelty - that's their motivation, is it? You reckon? The left? That's their animating force is it? The joy of cruelty? Wow.

[Curtis Yarvin @curtis_yarvin]

The animating force of the left is the joy of cruelty. Everything else is just an excuse

[Simon Indelicate @simonindelicate]

It is. I was as surprised as anyone but you can check it. Yeah. Their actual animating force. Yeah, all of them. I know. I know! Yeah.. it IS unbelievable, but there we are.