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[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

Time to throw my 8 inch spoiler back on the imca crate car.

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

Won my qualifier in Vegas last night, Hell Yeah! Old man Terry Phillips better not get in my way this year

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

Been a while since I posted on here but when your as great as I am you don't need to post all the time.

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

This lottery game is bullshit kinda like racing in IMCA!

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

#4MostExpensiveWordsInRacing Time for Sobbing Sliders!!!!

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

#4MostExpensiveWordsInRacing Fuck Sobbing is here!

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

Hell yeah take that... Won my qualifyer race in Vegas!!! The poster boy is back bitches!

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

Here is one of @GreatestEver1x and @FakeGrabo ... Cya in a couple weeks guys.

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

The best memories are made in Vegas my friend and fellow racer @FakeGrabo is pictured here.. Cya in a couple weeks

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

I dont care if your a 8 time USMTS Champ or IMCA Champ.. If your in my way you will be moved!

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

Fuck yeah bitches!!! Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!!!

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

But i should quit tweeting i gotta a real race to win.. Peace out! ✌

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

So I see Mikey Mullen won 10,000 to win show at 141 Speedway but only because I wasnt there to show those imca boys how its done

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

What a fucking joke tonight.. Started on pole for usmts and the damn rr gave out.. Stupid american racer tires

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

If you aint first your last!! #SobbingAdvice

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

Either win or crash the car trying to win its thats simple #SobbingAdvice

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

Checkers or Wreckers!! #SobbingAdvice

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

If you cant beat them... Wreck them!! #SobbingAdvice

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

Havent posted much here lately but when you wake up every morning and piss excellence you dont need to post alot on twitter. #SobbingAdvice

[Not Jesse Sobbing @CrazyJesse99]

@BradNovotny Me of course dont be silly and its okay to be a #hotlaphero and execute #SobbingSliders Remember if you aint first your last.