Alexandra Jorgenson

Thirty, Flirty and Fun.

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

@CHPAlerts @Inglewood_PD I wish they told us how the two are related. Is he a friend that picked her up from a party, but didn’t bring her home? Is he a total stranger? Is she going to seem friendly with him if we see them?

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

@WorldAndScience Depends. How young are you?

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

@cctvidiots What a bunch of assholes. Someone else has to clean your mess after you thoughtlessly f*ck it up.
I’m currently teaching my two year old not to ruin other people’s things…did they miss that lesson?

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

@sarahluffingham I feel you! It happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

@PBlueNovember Hahahahahahaha stop lying to us. Poor kids think they’re gonna be cured by 30.

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

Hey @netflix where the hell did my #janethevirgin just go?!

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

I can only hear the words “sheer dumb luck” in a Scottish accent. Anyone else have that problem?

#HarryPotter #McGonogall #MaggieSmith #Hogwarts #FirstYears #Troll #inthedungeon! #RonWeasley #HermioneGranger #HarryPotterMovies #HP⚡️#GirlsBathroom #Ron #Hermione #IckleFirsties

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/vfRlFxFGAb

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

Just posted a video https://t.co/CmLkvbX5gh

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

I NEED THIS #ironman #themusical anyone?

#broadway #broadwayisback #tonystark #musical #musicals #mcu #marvel #linmanuelmiranda please #makethishappen #robertdowneyjr #rdj @robertdowneyjr @marvel #yourewelcome https://t.co/sSWKUMeV9h

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

End the logging of British Columbia's old growth forests - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/JgW9xJ0mGW via @Change
#change #petition #logging #forests #forest #nature #naturelovers #PleaseHelp #conservation #MarkRuffalo @MarkRuffalo

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

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[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

Just posted a photo @ Amazon Prime Vídeo https://t.co/e1lgAFdTaS

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

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[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

My workplace violence training just told me a glass water water can’t cause deadly harm. Haven’t they ever seen a bar fight in a movie?
#brokenglass #barfight #movies #duh

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

Already turning into his father...
😂
#tomholland #domholland #dominicholland #comedy #standupcomedy #spiderman #mcu #peterparker #avengers #thehollands #thehollandfamily #growingup #growinguptoofast #likefatherlikeson https://t.co/zD4cWhdMDu

[Alexandra Jorgenson @CrazyLikeaBear]

CHOCWalk today! I went to the park with my daughter and a friend, and we had a great time ☺️💖👍🏻
#chocwalk #virtualchocwalk #chocwalk2021 #chochospital #raisemoney #forkids #childrenshospitaloforangecounty #virtual #event https://t.co/SoGStOJNsg