Hamlet(IL)

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

I thought being kidnapped by the Dread Pirate Roberts was a literary joke, but then it happened to me! #deusexmachina #anythingcanhappen

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Ophelia is sooooooooo pretty when she's dead! Soooo, I think I love her. Wait. She's dead. DAMN IT!

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Could someone call the 911? Gertrude is dead. Oh my. There goes Claudius. Laertes? You okay? I'm the last one in this room I hope I don'-

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

It's about to go down!
Laertes wanna battle.
But I got lyrics and he got none here,
If you come to battle bring a rapier!

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him. Not that it affects me at all or anything. http://t.co/Nv5ViFzzRA

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern turn out to be just as bad as I thought. I think I'll solve this problem like I should solve every problem #rip

[Marita Bootsma @MaritaBootsma]

Is anyone still checking Twitter? See you at the exam? #onelasttweet #hamletlives ##canIgetAReTweet??

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Had a "controversial" talk with my mom. I prefer to call it a "struggle snuggle" y'know?

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Someone get me to a nunnery, sent mah girl there and I wanna see that #bosom

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Sometimes you just gotta stare at that beautiful bosom infrunnaya, didnt even have time to pull up my socks @ophelialuvsham

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Ha! @King_Uncle_Dad is kneeling, I could just walk up and: Bratatata! Bratata! Send that brotha to the SKY!

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

You ever just think about killing yourself but then you're all like naaaahhhhhh
#tobeornottobe

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

I'll need the greatest actor in all the land to pull off this play, and expose the fraudulent Claudius (PS: Das me)

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

My dad's ghost told me to kill, so I'm going to pretend to be crazy so people don't think I'm crazy, yeah???

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

@King_Uncle_Dad

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

@crazylordhamlet I don't care about any of this, anything I JUST WANT TO KILL EVERYBODY AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Why does my Duncle keep trying to make me drink that wine, huh???

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

@HAMLETRWHEELER there's a place for you, buddy!

[Hamlet(IL) @crazylordhamlet]

Polonius, you're daughter is a fish and your father smells of elderberries! #roasted #tismorethanascratch