Mountain Mike

Providing you with at least 2 tweets a month, guaranteed, or your money back.

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@libsoftiktok I thought the USA was racist and violent, why does everyone want to be a citizen?

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@KnowsPascal Looks like a sweet Komatsu D355A to ne

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@found_it_funny @GoyGems Did she steal the lost media?

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@BowTiedBroke 1080ft

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@stankycheeese @MrLeadslinger I've hit at 300yds with the SMS Trinity

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@MrLeadslinger SMS Trinity is fire!

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@ThePinchh Now make one that also sorts by thread pitch!

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@USN_Submariner The tow car driver has balls of steel.

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@JesterJum But doesn't each sperm carry one of two different sets of chromosomes? So it's really the same 73 MB repeated?

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@yagirlsarina24 You're assuming they can read English.

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@AlaskanCourtney I love the Mini, works wherever I go, especially at the range or out in the woods. They keep dropping prices as well.

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@PNWConservative So anyone can play on the women's team, and only biological men on the men's tream?

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@Dianexis I am both tall and fat, the crowd parts before me.

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@celinatruckstop Gary, Indiana about to get a lot more exciting when the Bears move there!

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@ShitpostGate Proof that men can always get ready faster than women

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@Rothmus We need the AI judge from Mercy

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@BLKMDL3 Yesterday, I got cut off by a Tesla driver slamming on their brakes to make their exit on the interstate.
Can we get FSD to the bad drivers?

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@7NewsBrisbane They are gonna "recall" the guns and disarm their police.

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@ATRightMovies Fury

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@OnlyFights__ "That's not funny!" ...it's pretty funny