Simon Small

Mountain mad, ultra running, pain loving masochist that likes to cook a bit

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

@realDonaldTrump Your answer is “hell yeah, more guns” Let’s fight fire with fire! Give teachers semi automatic assault rifles. That would make me feel so much safer! What happens..and it will, when a teacher has a melt down and turns on the kids! Imbecile! BAN BAN BAN not BANG BANG BANG!

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

In life, be prepared for anything, don't take things to serious. Smile a bit more often and… https://t.co/q5H8qb5pYP

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

You can shove your #crepe, in this country we do #pancakes, the savoury before the sugar rush!… https://t.co/GsvCzry7Uj

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Never under estimate the scorn of a woman of this could be you....goes well with fava beans and a nice Chianti

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

So cardboard cutout, I've no personality of the year #SPOTY goes to...#AndyMurray......DooooooNG!

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Stunning day to just get out there! #sundayrunday #stayhealthy #lovenature #lovelife #lovemydog… https://t.co/4d26t2gcp4

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Saturday morning planning adventures....#borneo #kinabaloo #jungle #trekking #scuba #mountains #mothernature #lifeisforliving

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Well the early bird not only catches to the worm....but gets to see the world wake up..what stunning morning

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

When you wake up at 2.30am and sign up for a trail marathon... You know you've got issues! Happy now, ...back to sleep then...

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

@jackruss11 nice skills jungle brother, like the sound of that. Think I'll see you there.

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

When you finish an Ultra and your arsehole hurts more than your legs #mustuselube

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Stick this baby in the oven for 24hrs and we have one banger of a ruby #curryfriday #homecook… https://t.co/QsYeXIU5TJ

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Cornwall rock...I love it!

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Well, here we go again #doingsomethingcrazy #nevergiveup https://t.co/kllmwhHYVl

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

When you wake up, look out the window and think....I love this world #lovenature #Scotland #lochlomond #sunrise

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Running isn't running when your amongst such natural beauty #Wales #waterfalls #forest #nature #mountains

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Ace wild camp last night and freshing up the Navigation. #Snowdonia #moelwyns #wildcamping… https://t.co/h6a3I8m3fD

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Everything I love about Sunday's #roastbeef #redwine #chillin #family https://t.co/mBxlJqDwQh

[Simon Small @crazymeister]

Roast skate tonight..with sage, chervil and lemon served with juicy caramelised onions, fennel,… https://t.co/gFa23PPvGv