Johnny Thatch

when I figure out who the fuck I am, I'll let you guys know

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@PaulHollywood first time trying to make your focaccia recipe. Onion&curry with thyme and crunchy onions on top. How did I do?

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@markdanielewski I need you to know I just finished a 2 day marathon of writing a grad student paper on House of Leaves. You're welcome to read it lol but it was both the most fun and most agonizing paper of my life (most of the agony was technology and citing footnotes).

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@lorigspeaks @michaelharriot Hey, where did you get this image? Trying to source it for a friend

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He had a lot of help. 1/? Puzzles completed. I'm coming for that title, Puzzle Keeper.

[Humans vs. Zombies 10th Anniversary at UNCG @hvzuncg]

The feeding ground has been destroyed by Jacob Aronson! You can no longer use the rock as a spawn point, zombies!

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@NoraVonNotABird @LudoRock @andrewvolpe @timconvy I managed to get them on my phone. Thank God for mobile data!

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how do you get unbanned from ticketmaster bc rn we're just using phone/mobile data and I really want tickets but it banned our entire house @LudoRock @andrewvolpe @timconvy

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@Tk1199 @RachATRS @LudoRock Yeah I managed to get them on my phone. Thank God for data

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WE DID IT. 40 Minutes and 4 computers banned from ticket master I managed to get my tickets in 2 batches from my phone (searching for 2 at a time). @LudoRock I'm gonna CRY

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Ticketmaster has crashed, apparently. Either that or our whole household got banned simultaneously, which is really shitty if so

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@NoraVonNotABird @LudoRock @WHMeloDe @ThePageantSTL hopefully this won't mess me up like it did last time, the batches thing

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back to the same old same old from friday. 4 computers, calling, and I still haven't seen a ticket. am I cursed? @LudoRock @andrewvolpe

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40 minutes before ticketmaster https://t.co/aMqayF2FmO way to physically get there, so I've got 3 screens up and 2 friends on the way. Hopefully they'll at least release bigger batches this time? @LudoRock

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@RoyCooperNC #gishwhesrights "Trans people are not a burden".

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@IFinleyRTHS I made you into a MLP. :)

[norman reedus @wwwbigbaldhead]

Tea

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Taking out the trash from WTW. @PKSparkxx

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if you expect something from someone, tell them. guessing games suck ass and it's no fun to be ignored while you guess

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@PatrickStump I honestly didn't intend for this to happen, but I think I've become you.

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found old twitter, gonna bring back an old hashtag one last time: How do you #winatcollege - Graduation. No more #winningatcollege