John Martin

techno junkies we have all become! we wake for a fix and put it down right before nodding off at night... it's great craic isn't it?

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@JKCorden again I watched carpool karaoke with Stevie Wonder and it's the only time I have been envious of being stuck in a car with someone

[John Martin @crazyudall]

That's why the Catholic Church rocks! Ye won't see Mohammed getting remembered with a cadburys cream egg!

[John Martin @crazyudall]

Very fitting tribute at Augusta and also from jack Nicklaus and gary player! What's your best memory/story of Arnold Palmer? #askbutch

[John Martin @crazyudall]

I thought today was April fools day! Luckily I just read a status it's put back until tomorrow! I would have looked stupid today in tights!

[John Martin @crazyudall]

If you wanna try this and then tweet your injuries that would be a great April fools day idea!

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@louistheroux @nytimes so you think many thousands of children agreed with Cromwell to be sent to various places for extra pocket money?

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@louistheroux great work again! Why not look at the abuse in religious orders in Ireland? The world needs to know Ireland's unspoken past!

[John Martin @crazyudall]

"Draw me like one of your French bitches, ye walkin bastard ye!"

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@TheSlyStallone I knew you weren't dead! I bet right now you are wearing the aviator jacket and you're training in a log cabin in Russia...

[John Martin @crazyudall]

Clichés and fruit work wonderfully together!

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@TigerWoods just watched your documentary on TV. Life is to short! I CANNOT wait to see you back hitting like you enjoy what you do again!

[John Martin @crazyudall]

Europe is where it is now because of political correctness. It's a bit like holding it all in for a year and the exploding! Opinions matter!

[John Martin @crazyudall]

Very few people in history walk their own path and pave the way for so many who follow! Your legacy lives on R.I.P

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@DeBruyneKev what were Chelsea thinking letting you go? Get yourself down to Liverpool please! Top top player

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@Linda_Pizzuti @John_W_Henry Linda we know women rule the world so have a word with John please we need Marco Reus at LFC before 11pm

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@rickygervais @realGeeGeeGee If God designed us then why did he choose me to curse with this huge willy? I never even met the guy!

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@XCIIIclothing why ask that when this whole discussion started over Cmcg saying we were also oppressed! Is the oppression bus full my friend

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@XCIIIclothing oh I understand that being compassionate to other people's history and suffering is not to be overshadowed by your own anger

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@XCIIIclothing your point makes no sense. I don't know what you are trying to prove! Both blacks and Irish were oppressed! Fact remains fact

[John Martin @crazyudall]

@XCIIIclothing it's easy to say something but backing it up with facts is hard! I have backed everything I said so ye I will leave it alone