Uncle Benny

I drive a Prius and have a cat. “The moment you think you got it figured… you’re wrong.” I also have a dog and drive a truck.

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@Sophiethequin We don’t need an opinion. We make the rules.

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@Vee1059 … add sucking dick.

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@bastelschere34 My friends died in Nam so your lazy ass could get up at noon and bitch about going to work. Pussy.

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@roseknowsxx You all are just weak. Weak men create hard times.

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@Philly8665 @TimPaulino @AdamParkhomenko Will this be your first time voting? 💥

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@queenie4rmnola I love being White.

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@JamieBonkiewicz No teeth is better Jamie.

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@native_history_ Whose tribe did you conquer to be the last one standing when we got here?

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@JamieBonkiewicz Back to the kitchen woman.

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@Imhisnonna @TheFungi669 Point of the law that makes it illegal.

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@harman_geoff @TimPaulino @DrNeilStone Calm down. The answer to your question is, I don’t know. But neither do you, even with all those little icons next to your profile name.

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@harman_geoff @TimPaulino @DrNeilStone These are all preventative measures, not cures.

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@harman_geoff @TimPaulino @DrNeilStone Can you explain, in your own words, how anything cures a respiratory illness?

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@JamieBonkiewicz You look like you would crawl over a broken glass for a Twinkie.

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@mariathies12 Are you an idiot?

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@TemiXo_1 Only in blue states? Why? Abortion is legal so no problem.

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@Harvie3Culley Unfortunately, I have.

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@NotDevinsMom C*nt

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@acnewsitics And Kamala was sucking off Willie Brown when 9/11 happened. What’s your point?

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@LucifersTweetz The devil is gay? Makes much more sense now.