am i? no.

:/ aye aye yo

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

[2050]:
In the next episode of fear factor, contestants would've to read out all the political convictions made in the past n justify them.

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

@FarziLogic making new mistakes to laugh at myself now :)

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

In grand scheme of events shaadi is like a game of musical chair. When the music stops tumhara tashreef jidharr tumhara habibi udhar.

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

There is nobody more powerful than delusional story teller.

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

That would be me just sleeping for a bloody long time then

[Tommy Knоckers @TomE83_]

Friends with my exes? I'm barely friends with my friends.

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

Janhit me jaaari plis accept the existance of gay ppl. 'kahi ye gay tho nahi' shouldnt be a thing u need to wonder on ur suhag raat

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

Life is too short to waste it on imdb <7

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

Liars! https://t.co/gTnwsSEAcS

[RollmanInOz @Rollmaninoz]

Guys, when you pee at home do you shut the door?

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

After reading quora i understood y few ppl used way more extra supplements in exams n ended up getting as much marks as me.

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

25 is the new midlife and graduation the new midlife crisis.

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

Festivals are amazing! Its the day you get group texts of greetings from random ppl who save your number n stalk you.

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

Tattoos, a way of showing affection by mutilating body forever.

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

Kindly also quote the number of saved. Or the number who died because of negligence. https://t.co/Kyi9xp9VMP

[Neeta Kolhatkar @neetakolhatkar]

so much for the selfless, saving poor, 'working under fear' by docs. 135 patients died since March 20. BMC lawyer told HC

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

@auntyinmaking no dude. Bf hoga tho break up hoga na.

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

@crazzytastic reasons na log jaane na hum

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

Reasons to be in a bad relationship.
Log kya kahenge
Reasons to not be in a good relationship.
Log kya kahenge

[am i? no. @crazzytastic]

.. But, khana kidhar hai? https://t.co/L9nRwyC98v

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@Goodboy_Badman well people now u know, kaun kitna ameer hai.