Bob Black

“It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it.” ― Dale Carnegie

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@ColtonTackett13 keep your shit on the DL homie

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

My fucking dad screamed at me for leaving the door open. "Were you born in a barn!" YES! As a matter of fact I WAS, ASSHOLE!

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Leper strippers are more expensive because they take off way more stuff. #omgfacts

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

#30FactsAboutMe 2. I spent the 3 days in the tomb playing Sudoku and jerking it to cave drawings of a big booty ho.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Holy shit- if I'm supposed to be perfect why the hell is there a Hootie and the Blowfish song on my iTunes?

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@Sydsterr24

[Nēv Schulman @NevSchulman]

Lead with love. Live in the moment. Express yourself.

[Bob Black @crb1423]

Cabell Huntington hospital's newest doctor. Dr. Harry Asscrackin

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@gingerr_boii @Sydsterr24 I bet you were my height when you were 7

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@gingerr_boii @Sydsterr24 yeah, compared to my katt williams lookin ass

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@Sydsterr24 you're def ate up lol

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@Sydsterr24 and I wonder why I have to repeate everything I say to you. I said I wondered why I have to repeate everything I say to you

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@Sydsterr24 ditto, next time you come you should bring shaq with you. #BigBrotherApproval

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@Sydsterr24 hes not. I just wanted you to see a pic of him when he opened his tablet. #PricelessSurprise

[Bob Black @crb1423]

Just wanted to post this pic of james and hannah

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@Sydsterr24

[Bob Black @crb1423]

Whats happening? #paulrudd and @galifianakisz are in a band on the new years thing with @RyanSeacrest lol #notreally #LookAlike

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@OriginalLeeMays hey did you catch @BillCosby on @LateNightJimmy ? That dude had me crackin up. If you haven't then look it up.

[Bob Black @crb1423]

@heathermarrie_5 ditto

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