Caroline Banfield

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@ByronBradshaw Absolutely

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@keithboykin Disassociating on @CNN and then reading his co-panelist to filth with one sentence is peak journalism. I’m so serious.

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@keithboykin on @CNN disassociating then reading his co-panelist to filth with one sentence is peak journalism I’m so serious

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@ByronBradshaw Can we do this for your birthday

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

The Gen Z barista at Lazarus just told me I look beautiful so in the event anyone was thinking about telling me shit today, I would rethink that course of action

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

fire every single comms staffer in the Democratic Party who doesn’t work for AOC, Jasmine Crockett, Chris Murphy, and Tim Kaine

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@ByronBradshaw I am both here to help and also not help

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@ByronBradshaw The DEI hire freezes are really hitting home huh (This is a joke indicating that your husband was a DEI hire who handles travel because of his LGBTQ+ status. There is also a second layer because hitting home has multiple meanings in this scenario. Plz confirm receipt)

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@adamwren @PeteButtigieg @UChiPolitics @cthagod @PeteButtigieg in the same UChicago fellow class is the crossover event I didn’t know I needed

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

Please stop slut shaming Lauren Sanchez. I get it but that is—and I cannot emphasize this enough—the least of our fucking problems.

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

Props to the writers of the final season of America for seamlessly pivoting from drama to comedy in the season premiere

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Okay yes a second Trump presidency is terrifying but based on these Trump picks, I think there's a decent chance that stupidity gets in the way of the fascism. I think that's our hope: crippling idiocy.

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@politvidchannel Promise?

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Just a reminder, Jesus didn’t have any children either.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

we did it. we made CNN cover kamala as brat.

this is gold.

TAPPER: "I will aspire to be brat."

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@JessicaLBurbank Having a Diet Mountain Dew two days in a row is absolutely racist I will not be explaining myself further

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

What if (hear me out) we tried governing instead of wasting taxpayer dollars

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING: Matt Gaetz has officially introduced a resolution to remove Kevin McCarthy as House speaker.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

So close! The government actually needs to be funded 100% to stay open. Hope this helps.

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

@queensofbravo Scheana is the number one guy in this group

[Caroline Banfield @crbanfield]

A source close to @WHCommsDir confirms that the @WhiteHouse has begun enacting a “fuck around and find out” comms strategy

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB