C.R. Beideman

Mumbly old cowpoke.

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I love that ranch dressing is called ranch dressing.

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@Jameswriter371 What does the project want?

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@RepRyanZinke As your constituent, I urge you to oppose the Grizzly Bear State Management Act of 2025 (H.R. 281 / S. 316), which would remove ESA protections for grizzly bears in the Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem and open the door for trophy hunting.

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@SteveDaines As your constituent, I urge you to oppose the Grizzly Bear State Management Act of 2025 (H.R. 281 / S. 316), which would remove ESA protections for grizzly bears in the Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem and open the door for trophy hunting.

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@TimSheehyMT As your constituent, I urge you to oppose the Grizzly Bear State Management Act of 2025 (H.R. 281 / S. 316), which would remove ESA protections for grizzly bears in the Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem and open the door for trophy hunting.

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I wrote a character and she's just so sad. And I didn't do anything to help her.

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Punch you in the heart in one paragraph.

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You don't have to sing every note every note.

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I love a story full of lofty themes that are only obliquely extrapolated.

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The algorithm is into me.

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Writing prompt: That anaconda . . .
#WritingCommunity

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Breaking News: Attractive Girl Lands Talented Guy.

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Maybe I didn't pay attention in music school, but I can't tell the difference between a Grammy Award-winning pop song and, like, the Takis song.

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On a hill far away stood an old crooked cop.

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Ticket Tuesday - Lift Tickets to Lookout Pass Ski Area! https://t.co/7IYG4QjbTG

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Sad that the word 'hunk' has fallen into disuse.

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Flight attendants love their redundant 'do's.

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English speakers: stop using your singing voice when listing things.

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If my second novel is about mental health, this next one seems to be full-on philosophy.

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Never trust a mustache.