@ABomb88 This points out that every other player in the 3000 hit club had multi-year head starts over Ichiro.
He was so great that he made it to 3000 anyway.
@4thGenBruin Trump expecting MAGA to vote for a black man named Amir Hassan was the wild part.
When you construct a movement built on racism and hate, you need to stick to the script.
@4thGenBruin@BearsBy50 The fact that UCLA barely thinks about Berkeley at all, other than as a moderately affiliated UC school... while they despise us with white hot passion... never fails to amuse me.
I still remember my first game at Memorial Stadium, realizing, "OMG, they HATE us!"
@4thGenBruin@usedgov Also, kids should be vaccinated against Covid-19.
How many children killed their grandparents during Thanksgiving and Christmas of 2020?
@MonicaOBrien331 Ooh... I sneezed while passing a kidney stone once. My wife got scared by the dead silence after the sneeze (it was 4am, and I was in the bathroom) and got up to check on me. I was not breathing because I was spasming in pain on the floor.
Ossoff: "The price of admission to the president's service seems to be proof that you're willing to lie for him. Have you seen it? Maybe you saw Jay Clayton, the president's nominee to lead our intelligence services, refuse again and again while he was under oath to affirm Donald Trump's defeat in 2020, or Pete Hegseth before the Senate this week refusing to recant his lies about the war. There's something uniquely despicable about lying a nation into war, treating citizens as fools."
I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.
Bank of America allows me to choose my own personalized ID question to prove I'm me.
So now when I call, they *have* to ask me 'Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?'
And I must answer, 'Shaft.'
Things conservatives told me when I was in my 20’s:
*Character counts
*Crony capitalism is bad
*Russia is our enemy
*Tariffs are taxes
*The Constitution is sacrosanct
*Government power should be limited, restrained, and checked by congress.
Guess they were just joking.