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Well atleast we can all agree to be happy all the political ads will be off now

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@BLutz10 it's fucked

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Beautiful all day, as soon as I get off to go drink and swim in my pool it starts raining..kiss my ass weather

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My 35 year old coworker just cut his arm then yelled "nipple fuck!" Hopefully he isn't hurt bad cuz I'm laughing to hard to help

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Idk if it's the cool thing to do now or what but it seems real strange to me that grown ass men use tanning beds lol

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@Jhill2_ nope a lot less manly than that

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Just caught myself singing loudly to an old Taylor swift song in my office by myself, I think this place is slowly driving me crazy

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Nothing quite like stepping in a puddle at 530 in the morning to find out that ur boots are no longer water proof,what a beautiful Saturday

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If ur a fan of country music I highly suggest seeing jon pardi live, put on an awesome concert last night

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Going 80 on the highway and a car blows right by me with an 80+ year old looking woman driving, don't know if I'm scared or impressed

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Half a week into nice weather and I already have a farmers tan, fantastic

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Friday you beautiful son of a bitch, is it beer thirty yet?

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@Jos27iah snussy ur life

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My boss hurt his shoulder, I want to tell him "u know what's good for shoulder pain? If u lick my butthole" idt he'd get the reference tho

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Wedding crashers may just be the funniest movie of all time

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I must be getting old cuz this hangover from camp is still hurting two days later

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@court_kirkwood if ya booze ya lose

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I don't understand y this dudes wearing full leg length tights under his shorts right now? trying to get a little extra taint sweat going?

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Josephs trash ft kait

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@marinaaaaaaa just did that at the dinner table with my parents, good times