Christopher Collier

your playing small does not serve the world. let your light shine and you unconciously allow others to shine their light too.

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

Mentos are never a bad choice.

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

That sweet spot on the scissors...yeah

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

Where the hell is the tape!

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

I hate wrapping gifts and I am absolutely terrible at it. #doublenegative? #MerryChrismas #falafreakingla

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

All I need is someone to take me back to a world with a light brown M$M

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

Failed. Mad props to The Cat in the Hat

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

I’m going to challenge myself to speak in rhyme for the next 3 hours.

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

I parted my hair in the opposite direction today. I feel like I have my shoes on the wrong feet

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

Just spent the whole day with my underwears on backwards. Is it worse that I wasn’t the one to notice?

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

I just unpacked the family backpack. No lie it was a legit clown car. Moms are impressive, important and scary

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

Baby crib arrived at the front door today, while I lugged it in I thought this thing is really big and awkward, and then I thought to myself... try living with it. #meinabox

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

I’m so thankful that the little bubbles that appear when responding to text haven’t carried over to emails. #proofreadfordays

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

Am I wrong or is 8 buns in a gambit/hotdog pack excessive?

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

How many grapes are you ENTITLED to eating prior to paying for them at the grocery store? Asking for a friend.

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

@MBTA_CR I didn’t feel to safe getting off at North Station with no bag check and Mbta police standing in a herd chatting. #DoYourJob #PatriotsParade

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

True story...i just lost that extra screw

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

The companies that send you three screws when only two are needed really understand my life

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

I love #HR4HR. JUST RETWEET FOR A DISASTER RECOVERY DONATION! How could you not? Props to @TMobile for helping out

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

Why can’t you buy a half gallon of paint? #nothisisnotariddle

[Christopher Collier @crcollie]

Watching people’s decision making make way for an emergency vehicle while in traffic is frightening #nevergethurt