C. R. De Volld, Esq.

Master Builder

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

Please… no more followers. I have the perfect amount. Thank you.

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

Bet y’all won’t vote in someone other than the blue and red #presumptivenominees

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

I used to care about being quiet with my loud snacks in the middle of the night; however, as I near the latter half of life (imo) I will eat cereal at 2am right next to my sleeping child’s head. Idc..

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

@iSasha Theme = locker balms get forgotten

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

He just pushed on the back of the couch cushion I’m sitting at. Just watching tv alone at night…..with my friend.

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

I don’t like that my “house guest” fucks with me more when nobody else is home. I feel cold and I always have chills, no matter how warm it is.

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

@iSasha It’s followed us the for the past two houses

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

@iSasha It’s thrown things, stood in front of me, and allegedly spun Damien in the air (according to Anna)

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

@iSasha I got a ghost, Whoopi

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

@iSasha I like your coworkers’ sense of humor

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

I feel like music artists, actors, and the like should continue to put out content well into their 60s like the rest of us working class..#equality

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

I am Grinch.. (minus the green skin)

This season suuucks.

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

@iSasha This is why I miss you..

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

@iSasha Mother of God.

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

@iSasha “Mildly”

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

@makattack71 Such a great show

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

Do I remain a stay at home parent and live off my retirement and side hustles, or get a job so everyone stops giving me shit for not having one?

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

It didn’t work…

[C. R. De Volld, Esq. @crdevolld]

Only doin this to get rid of the badge notification icon…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary