succubus

famous twitter user

[succubus @creamachine9000]

thank god for adderall and chat gpt

[succubus @creamachine9000]

is anyone else afraid they might randomly pee themselves

[succubus @creamachine9000]

@teletrumpies eat it

[succubus @creamachine9000]

toilets are actually kinda scary

[succubus @creamachine9000]

capybaras look like if a mouse was the size of a bear

[succubus @creamachine9000]

nikado avocado looks like hes in treatment for leukemia

[succubus @creamachine9000]

there's something so enchanting about being tove lo drunk

[succubus @creamachine9000]

@crybabybuick take a shit

[succubus @creamachine9000]

asked a customer today how many meals he wanted and he said "small" and i pulled out a shotgun from under the counter and shot myself in the head in front of him

[succubus @creamachine9000]

okay i pull up 👆🏼 pop out at the afterparty 👍🏼

[succubus @creamachine9000]

the most evil person you know is posting "imagine you hating me and im just in my room like this"

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

hair should have blood inside it

[Grape @bumassforever]

i’ve been going rape n indian mode lately

[sydney @squid_bees]

quitting nicotine

[succubus @creamachine9000]

@bumassforever okay you know the words

[succubus @creamachine9000]

why is she half his size

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

didnt poop today. aflicted by evil spirits

[cheeks @cheekclapperXL]

gay is the new black

[succubus @creamachine9000]

@bumassforever im the kitchen hdhdheuwuebb stir fry

[succubus @creamachine9000]

scientists should work on a stem cell treatment for small dicks by growing shaft cells in a petri dish and then attaching them