dolly carton

i can take you heaven like it’s 2007 ✮
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[j™️ @jjang3l]

OMNGFGSDHHHSHSTS WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS

[mickey ♡ @mickxtii]

fun fact: you can always say "okay thank you i didnt know" when someone tells you something you didnt know

[The worm @wormbuttsex]

When you feel so ugly at work it starts affecting your performance

[dolly carton @creamdied]

@josueagain YOU TOOK YOUR WHAT NOW

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NEW: @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom just signed a law making it easier to reach an ACTUAL HUMAN for customer service.  

People > AI robots

[wen @agorashills]

i’m craving new addison rae music

[dolly carton @creamdied]

ate three wings and instantly got bloated

[dolly carton @creamdied]

wow texas might ACTUALLY go blue

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pov: i’m your trip sitter and you’ve been pissing me off

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

us if we were cats in china

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[serena★ @_ioadkoh_]

fuckingwithmehopeyouknowimwhatyouaskedforinadifferentcountrypulluptothebackdoorcantvacationwithmeyouaintgotapassportfuckingwithmehopeyouknowimwhatyouaskedforinadifferentcountrypulluptothebackdoorcantvacationwithmeyouaintgotapassport

[dolly carton @creamdied]

they just literally don’t give a fuck anymore

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The FDA has announced a recall of pepperoncini after a dead mouse was found floating in a jar.

[໊ @yannasangel]

this is EXACTLY how this part of melatonin makes me feel

[CouchJelq @CouchJelq]

Fat uncle owe klarna too much they just took him

[Charli @charli_xcx]

a journey xx

[dolly carton @creamdied]

i hate having to train people omg

[dolly carton @creamdied]

stunning

[linda @itgirlbackup]

Charli xcx attending the #VMA 2026 in custom Saint Laurent