Captain Creampie

Never pulled out. @landsecondgems vinted//depop. @homecreatedbygeo. Hot drink connoisseur.

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Weak foot free-kick? Completed it mate

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Now it’s a nothing game rice wants to move forward with intent? Fair

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Logan @wfcLgn]

@JPunts97 I go to the doctors if my leg hurts, you go to screwfix mate. fuck up

[JAYW @jaywalker1989]

Also, Rice and ANDERSON shoulda controlled that game. £220 million pounds worth of midfield there and they treated the ball like hot potatoe. Embarrassing

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

I wouldnt mind if when he went defensive they were stopping crosses but we looked more open with 10 at the back 😂😂😂😂

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Fuck England, Free Mainoo

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

SHOW ME ENGLISH KIDS CRYING!!!!!!

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

SHOW ME ARGENTINIAN KIDS CRYING!!!!!

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Tuchel turned into a cuck smh

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

SHOW ME ARGENTINIAN KIDS CRYING!!!!!

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

I hate these lot with a passion

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Why isn’t anyone in for Wharton? I don’t get it

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

TECHNICIANS NOT ELECTRICIANS 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Fuck England anyway, up the Mainoo

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Footballs finished

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

80m for Gordon is crazy

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Pickford and his T-Rex arms

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Rice dead balls are actually very average

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Celebrate Uniteds goals in pre season more than I celebrated last night. Nice to see England do well but I honestly don’t care in the slightest if they don’t

[Jaack @Jaack]

Actually not trying to wind anyone up.

Genuinely just asking…

But you “club over country” lot… when was the last time you celebrated like last night over your club?

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

Wonderfall

[Jim howson @Jim_Howson]

The moment Jordan Henderson, fell and hurt his arm... Just after singing wonderwall... #England #Mexeng #FIFA

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[Captain Creampie @createdbygeo]

I feel happier when England are losing