charlie

here's why i ate the silica gel packet | they/them ; 23

[charlie @createoatmeal]

i just feel so safe with you guys i infodumped

[charlie @createoatmeal]

im sorry i dont know why i got on twitter after 5 months of silence to make 3 announcements all at once
1. richard harmon final destination
2. join my discord
3. my dog died

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@binniesvenom I FEEL SO BAD CJ i lowkey wanted and still want to reschedule the whole thing to make sure you can come but i dont even know where i would begin

[charlie @createoatmeal]

i’ve been on discord this whole time you guys should come hang out on saturday night we’re doing a hear-me-out smash or pass drinking game and i have put together a slideshow of 100 submissions from server members including cultural icons such as the sexy penguin from happy feet

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@wickedandweary AND DO!!!!!

[charlie @createoatmeal]

just popping on to say this is fucking crazy and i can’t believe it’s happening. HASHTAG VINDICATION. HASHTAG OWES ME ROYALTIES

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@parxteen when it comes out to stream we can have a watch party at the VERY LEAST

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@cinethanhunt you really do love me……..

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@trustbeIlamy and yet he has no idea…

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@wanheda0x1 🥺❤️

[charlie @createoatmeal]

since i last tweeted i finished grad school and then ozzie died the next day because he was always attention-maxxing. and i’m getting a haircut tomorrow

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@trashbagchild —you, the spider that lives in my ear

[uhm cheesed to meet you @trashbagchild]

@createoatmeal how come you only come on here for richard and never for me

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@wickedandweary thank you mars ❤️🥺 that means a lot to me really thank you ilysm

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@binniesvenom yours are particularly crazy. and ori’s

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@deadIesbians 🥺❤️

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@chiishiya thank you so much bren 🥺💙 that means so so much to me that you remember ily

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@azgayduh YES SI PLEASEEEEER DMING YOU

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@wanheda0x1 he moves in silence…which is half the problem

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@brittania_ oh my god what the hell i love you guys i wish i lived in your cabinet

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@clarkexravenx and STAY THERE ‼️

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@wickedandweary

[charlie @createoatmeal]

@parxteen like im fucking seated