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I drink and I (pretend to) know things. Voluntary incelibate. Fourth hole truther.

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UNC admin so clutch for making this school 60% women for some reason

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@roshanchandna it’s a little broader than SE role, but yea pretty much.

my favorite rant recently is how ~nobody is doing Real Forward Deployed Product Development

Distyl is an exception, and Serval I think

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Chestermaxxing

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@caesararum i do that with fences. if i see a fence that i don't understand why it's there, i take it down and see what happens.

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@EricNewcomer Ron Conway count?

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@ATTlKA pretty funny to look at a group of Harker asians and ask why they aren’t pursuing D1 football

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Coach Vrabel when he was supposed to figure out how to stop “Sam Darnold”:

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“Cancel my meetings I’m cheating on my wife” - every episode in Mad Men

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@RyanJ_Heath Ladd and JSN

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@mil000 @ItzSuds @mil000 it’s worse if you have muscles

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@ItzSuds idk my mom booked all my europe flights and I never upgrade from economy

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@ItzSuds fitting your height into increasingly rage bait tweets until the whole valley finds out

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@ItzSuds 100% wrote the entire tweet for “I’m 6’6”

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@ItzSuds “When this founder looked like he was 13 years old” you mean today?

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I got my SOC 2 pretty smoothly with Delve

but they didn’t use enough lube for the penetration test, and it hurt for like a week

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@Pavel_Asparagus funny timing but I think the talented people mostly left before the ground shift, for unrelated reasons.

was crazy at the time - it used to be *the* place to work!

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@sur4js @Pavel_Asparagus these are easier calls though, at least the first 3 were screwed pre-AI.

not sure about Airtable’s talent density/velocity

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@MikeFitzTire took it a different time with my family and got a 49 lol, I forgot we did it with the dynasty league

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@MikeFitzTire I got a 49 though bud

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@isaiah_p_taylor I ask in-person or remote but I do it so I can reject the remote jobs haha

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@tejfbanalytics sadly I think if Derrick Henry has 2 less fumbles this year they run the ball there and maybe win the game

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@FredThePet @maxtoscano1 @jmthrivept he’s talking about Fannin not (my GOAT) Colston Loveland lol

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@ItzSuds @XingyouSong but can he stay in NYC if he joins them…