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[erica cheng 鄭伊澄 @oop_echeng]

went down a rabbit hole and found out how/where to buy chinese cigarettes in houston...times like this i kinda wish i had a nicotine addiction

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@georainbolt

Where is the most secluded place in the world where no one can find you?

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How about a good old fashioned like, you new wave bitch?

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Anthony Bourdain was such an annoying fag

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My cuck chair would be a director's chair.

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What’s worse than a dumb fat white bitch with blue hair?

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If you spit on the ground and smear it out with your shoe it doesn’t count.

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If Papa John’s sold pizza by the slice, well, I don’t need to say anymore.

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i guess getting into turnstile is like nuzzling up to a good book. it takes a few tries,

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What I want to know is, what the hell is she doing with that hair straightener? My theory is she is popping popcorn individually by the kernel.

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Trader Joe’s employees always just be tearing up that fucking bathroom.

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@SkinnyTuna ROCKHAMPTON

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Ron DeSantis looks like Luke’s gay dad on The O.C.

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@MacksCoefull

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Her: you must be a scrunkly blorbo if you think we fucking
Me:

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

Warwick Davis learning how to use a bong for Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

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Michael Moore? How bout Michael Less?! Just saw this guy on MSNBC, he is withering away!!

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Y’all think Tiger Woods has got just raw Brazzers moans pumping through those air pods?

[Jacob DeRose @JacobDeRose]

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made