Jaclyn Porpiglia

I’ll make you laugh or you’ll make me cry. Either way, there’s gonna be some sounds. #guarantee

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@VerizonSupport please have whoever is in charge of customer support chat and phone flow go through the experience of troubleshooting a move/transfer of service.

It’s horrendous.

The live agents are great when you finally reach them. The customer flow took years off my life.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@ecelli05 @RoKhanna Names without context isn’t clarity. A few members of congress (in an ideal world this sentence would read *all* members of congress) want accountability for crimes against children at scale and measures taken so this does not happen.

They should not have to fight this hard

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

The DOJ is once again purposefully muddying the waters on who was a predator and who was mentioned in an email.

To have Janis Joplin, who died when Epstein was 17, in the same list as Larry Nassar, who went to prison for the sexual abuse of hundreds of young women and child pornography, with no clarification of how either was mentioned in the files is absurd.

Release the full files. Stop protecting predators. Redact only the survivor's names.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@AaronParnas Is this letter available on any government websites?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@HasanKhxnx I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@MagaWoof2 @dontforgetchaos I want good things for you and your family. I hope you all stay well and safe.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@MagaWoof2 @dontforgetchaos It will be more nuanced than that. To be clear I hope we get some loud unifying voices to calm things down before it reaches your circle. Just know they don’t care about you. They don’t care about each other. It’s up to each of us to put humanity back into our nation.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@JDVance You wanted this to happen JD. You riled up a bunch of untrained young men and sent them with militaristic orders into a city. You don’t care what happens to the ICE agents or the people in Minnesota, citizens or not.
It’s not too late to change course. You can serve the people

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@SteveLovesAmmo You are right but you’re part of the case study too. We’re all being f*cked and just playing the part. It’s embarrassing how much we’re doing exactly what they want: fighting each other instead of looking at the top.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@elonmusk It’s not left versus right. We are bees in a container. Peaceful. But if shaken, start attacking each other. The administration, media, and, sadly, you sometimes, have your hands on the container and are shaking the people. This is exactly what they wanted. Self destruction.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@MagaWoof2 @dontforgetchaos One day it will be someone you love. We will be here for you when that time comes.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@SendNutes @TeamThirdParty @mattvanswol And I promise to do my best to never forget you are a complex person - just like me- no matter what “they” tell me to believe about you. No matter how scary they make you sound. You and I are not the problem.

It’s “them”. It’s always been them.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@SendNutes @TeamThirdParty @mattvanswol I know you will probably not be able to hear this message but I will try anyway— most of what you wrote are extreme generalizations. They were fed to you about us, just like they were fed to us about you. There’s a lot of energy in your post so I know you have a good heart.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@Hags37 @Statebird2 @DatHandsomeJerk @BulwarkOnline New recruits received 47 days of training as opposed to the customary 120. And then they were sent to patrol residential neighborhoods in a way NO ice agents ever have before.

They’re disastrously incompetent by design

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@EWRairport why is precheck closed at terminal A? Clear is open but all pre-check is being directed to general security. Very disappointing for this to be the case without warning. Will not be able to feed our kids before boarding.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@Tesla I did not realize the latest update was for BIOWEAPON DEFENSE MODE.

What do you know that I don’t?? 😭

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@BamBamOwO_ @HumbleFlow It’s almost like the pope is… nice

🤢

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@SmallGov4All @Tesla Yes but not too soon. A lot of the public is afraid of EV cars and smart tech like FSD. They would lose their minds if they knew we were allowed to just chill.

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@Tesla One of my favorite things about my FSD is when it yields to let another car merge into my lane.

Realizing I didn’t have to take over to be polite was a happy moment 🥹

[Jaclyn Porpiglia @creatingchords]

@Tesla I love my FSD so much.