rachelle coffey

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

@coachlantz1588 @OhhKaylee_ It’s screaming something. #allthingsarepossible

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

@absxoxo_ 🙋🏼‍♀️

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

@absxoxo_ spoiler alert. you will.

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

@OhhKaylee_ Year 17. And going strong. #insomniafuelsmyragefire

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschooling, week 4:

after this morning’s huge storm, the grounds keeping club cleaned up lawn furniture and the spelling bee learned there are TWO P’s in “crippling anxiety.”

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

@islaanne1 Mrs. Doubtfire!

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschool, week 2, Fri:
Debate club put on an unscheduled demonstration during 1st block. In 2nd block Religious Studies, we had a Come-to-Jesus meeting. Health Sci began their Pedicure Arts Project. And the drivers ed teacher gave my class detention & then asked for my number.

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

@absxoxo_ I mean that with love. 😘

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

@absxoxo_ Then stop shopping in the kids department.

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschooling, week 2, Thurs:

Crazy hair day. Again. Social Science classes conducted an experiment, charting the number of times the principal repeats herself before she just leaves and goes to the teachers’ lounge. Overheard the janitor call the school mascot a jack ass.

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschooling, week 2, Wednesday:

In an attempt to apologize for the debacle at last night’s homecoming parade, the dance team delivered cupcakes to the teachers’ lounge. The 5th grade life science class experimented with Magic Erasers and Clorox Wipes.

[𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐫 @robertmoor_]

To anyone currently bingeing #tigerking on Netflix:

I spent four years working on a podcast and a long magazine story about Joe and Carole. I spent a week living at the zoo. I’ve spoken with almost everyone you’re seeing in the doc, and I attended the trial. Ask me anything!

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschooling, week 2, Tuesday:
Bullied at the mean girl table before school. The underclassmen got into another fight & administration put the school on lockdown. Locked myself in teachers’ lounge & ate an entire box of $1 fundraiser candy bars. I now owe the student council $47

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschooling, week 2, monday:

The upperclassmen and I attended a day-long AP Psychology video conference, hosted by Netflix, entitled, “Tiger King.” The 1st graders disliked the new Number Corner curriculum and pulled the fire alarm in protest during study hall.

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschooling day 4:

Day started w board declaring a 3 hr delay due 2 “inservice” The A/V club continued working on their Tik Tok journaling, & the underclassmen trashed the locker rms. During last block I locked myself in the teachers’ lounge so they wouldn’t trash that too.

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschooling day 3:

Today was pajama day but we had to dismiss early bc the lunch lady got mad and spent the rest of the day smoking in the teacher’s lounge. But I did manage to score a date with the driver’s ed teacher.

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschooling, day 2.

In this morning’s Sophomore science class, we experimented with French Roast coffee and Biore Pore perfect strips. A fight broke out in the cafeteria during lunch. And I fell asleep grading papers in the teachers’ lounge.

[rachelle coffey @creativecoffey]

Homeschooling day 1:

Well, the sub I requested never showed, so the kids watched old Disney videos while I drank coffee and smoked in the teachers’ lounge.