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how will this lower the price of eggs?

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@OS2NOX I Spy was kind of a mess. The weird extra roles weren't utilized interestingly imo and having so many contestants was overwhelming. Here's to a more pared down season next time

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@ostonox @jamjoob This whole thing was basically a One Piece filler movie. 'Avatar isn't anime' mfers in shambles

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@Nan_dre_ I'll never understand why The Leftovers doesn't get any love. Nora is one of the best characters ever!

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@michaeloburns Man the whole thing just makes me sad :(

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@Nan_dre_ Chainsaw Man or How I learned to stop worrying and love the (insidiously evil) concept of desire

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Emma Stone is the Elle Woods of acting Effortlessly somehow doing it better than everybody else. "what like it's hard??" ass energy in every interview I've seen

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Was watching a movie on HBO and it offered me to skip the intro??? Of a movie???

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@barbarismcrit I saw the TV glow

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@imsostecksy Attention! Subject to US code 183.4c I hereby do not allow Facebook to use my Private communications to laugh at me in employee training videos. US maritime law offers complete sovereignty to me and my ilk in this matter hereforth. Also I am entitled $10,400.36. Thank you God ble

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Still can't believe that rolling 5 dice gives a guaranteed pair or straight. There really is someone for everybody

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Mr President if you make Little Caesars keep their pretzel crust pizza I'll support going to war with whoever you want

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At Phoenix Fan Fusion and Katey Sagal just said her favorite part of filming One Piece was working with @emilysteaparty !!!

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@imsostecksy Look out for me from their new album has been in my rotation constantly

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Little Caesars is almost always objectively some of the worst tasting pizza you can consume, but when they bring back their pretzel crust promotion I actually eat it 4 times a week

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I don't use Reddit often but I made fun of someone in a post and got instant 20 upvotes so I think I'll be a villain from this day forward

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What do you mean the Pope met with the author of Hillbilly Elegy on Easter Sunday and then immediately died???

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@imsostecksy Kids saying 'chicken jockey' sounds just like 'skibidi toilet' to me. Total nonsense

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I love the phrase "no pun intended" because it says I'm being serious right now but I can be funny anytime I want to, this is just a fraction of my power

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@DanGheesling Stacy's Mom- Fountains of Wayne

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Wait you're telling me that Ronald Reagan did all this? The actor?