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girl who’s “going to be okay”

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

Be so completely yourself that no one is attracted to you or wants to employ you

[matthew psychosis @matthewpsycho]

At what age should someone start taking their general trajectory in life seriously

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person

[mayank @maynkydvv]

i think questions are more romantic than compliments

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[popsee @qopsee99]

Imagine hating me and I’m just talking so much shit about you and spreading evil

[mellipede @mellip3de]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[ًً @7i__g]

i love when people say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[ant @persistantz]

he tryna ignore how the days fade into one another
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[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[lilium🦄 @pukeirl]

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

[mx. jopping @remedialhagging]

@fagulousonline I can accomplish it amishly in mere minutes. Because when i set my mind to something i make it happen.

[Witch @witchwounds]

kind of embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone makes it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your humor,, i’m giggling and it’s yours

[mo •᷄⌓•᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

computa make everyone be my friend

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you