Will Bernstein

Chicago Nice since '96; Now this tweet is from the sting 2, so nobody’s seen it

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@DailyRandomCub If he’s pitching the 5/6 inning in October I’m okay. Webb has earned the tom Gordon role, get palencia back and everyone moves back a spot

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@notgaetti @BernsteinPeter1

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@EarvLikes love to see Johnny making movies but Mr Burton still hasn’t replied

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@thegilty @ChiSportsDay That’s you’re takeaway?

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@WestLoopTom Subx better not be on Madison rn

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

👆 Your eternal reminder that the reality of trans athletes in America is so vastly different from what grifters want to scare you into believing.

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@byaliceyin A dog would be stressed about the constant ownership turnover. Larry is not concerned of such things

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@mike_petriello Man I wish this tracking was available for Jones, Edmonds, and the other greats. Would be really interesting to see how they stack up.

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@EarvLikes did I miss a grok amato blast or is it still crickets from New? We need movie reviews more now than ever

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@elonmusk thoughts about the odyssey?

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@ScottMGreer Life was so much better when you snowflakes didn’t bitch about every single thing

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@KCJHoop I shouldn’t be texting my dad about noa summer league minutes, because he should not be the 3rd man off the bench

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@Criminalsimpson It’s an inanimate potato chip!

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@EarvLikes Johnny should play the animated Captain Jack while tom plays woody. I think oscer would have a tough time deciding

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@EarvLikes Joe the only won who gets it

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@EarvLikes The joker strikes again!

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@3YearLetterman I can’t argue with a notary of your caliber but this is a bridge too far

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@ImNotOwned

[Will Bernstein @creativeWilling]

@ImNotOwned My car doesn’t have an aux or Bluetooth so I’m concerned I may drop from .001% listener on Spotify wrapped to a pathetic .1%