CREATURE WARS!!!

IF YOU LIKE ZOOLOGY AND ALL-CAPS YOU'LL LOVE THE CREATURE WARS PODCAST!!! PRODUCED BY @traynorbird WITH HELP FROM @ejparkin1

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

RT 🔒: The correction *is* amazing though.

[Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack]

What momentous good have we all done in a past life to deserve to be alive when Ed Yong is writing 🔥🔥🔥 headlines like this one. I mean, really.

https://t.co/RiZssjs1l2

[CREATURE WARS!!! @creature_wars]

LIVE IN HUGE POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL GROUPS.
STRENGTHEN FEMALE FRIENDSHIPS AND POWER RELATIONS BY HAVING SEX REGULARLY.
BULLY THE MALES.
(BONOBOS)

[CREATURE WARS!!! @creature_wars]

DATING ADVICE FOR YOU JORDEN PETERSON:
HAVE SEVERAL HUSBANDS BUT KEEP ONLY THEIR BOLLOCKS.
LET THE REST ATROPHY.
POSSIBLY ABSORB IT INTO YOUR OWN BODY FOR NUTRITION.
(ANGLERFISH)

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LIVE IN AN ALL FEMALE COLONY.
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY BY RUBBING YOUR VAGINAS (CLOACAS) TOGETHER.
(SOME LIZARDS)

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MY VAGINA IS NORMAL! STOP QUESTIONING ME! https://t.co/kvoXF3SVOE

[HANX @hanx_official]

The @vagina_museum are doing a pop-up exhibition called 'Is your vagina normal."
Click the link below and donate to a cause championing women and their relationship to their body.
https://t.co/RNCzzwLzmh

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NEXT WEEK INSECTS TRY TO IMPRESS KEVIN MC LEOD ON @GrandDesigns EPISODE AVAILABLE FRIDAY.

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Parasites are just what you need on a Friday lunchtime! https://t.co/0BgfRhtDqZ

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@m_pat1 ALTHOUGH, YEAH. FUCK APPLE AND THEIR BUILT IN OBSOLESCENCE.

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CREATURE WARS IS NOT AVAILABLE ON I TUNES!!

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@m_pat1 NOW. I MEAN NOW. THE RECENT WEATHER HAS FUCKED UP MY HIBERNATION SYSTEMS AND MADE TYPING EVEN MORE DIFFICULT.

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia & New Guinea. They belong to the same order that included the extinct Tasmanian Tiger.

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

It is so Cold My Fucking wings have frozen shut.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

YOU ARE CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO DO A THING RIGHT NOW

I CAN TELL

DO IT PAL

TOMORROW ALL YOU LOVE COULD BE BULLDOZED AND TURNED INTO A MALL WHERE LOCAL TEENS GO TO FLIRT

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https://t.co/XqPOQV5PKS We have Myths, Monsters and Legends this week as we explore how Cryptids will fare in the CREATURE WARS!!

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Cannot believe this isn’t front page news.

Lovely little bit of journalism.

The Metro might be in with a shot at picking up a poetry award this year I reckon.

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Turns out Olympic Curling is Not Actually an Event for who can do the Longest, most Stylish Poo.

Frankly Livid about this.