What momentous good have we all done in a past life to deserve to be alive when Ed Yong is writing 🔥🔥🔥 headlines like this one. I mean, really.
https://t.co/RiZssjs1l2
DATING ADVICE FOR YOU JORDEN PETERSON:
HAVE SEVERAL HUSBANDS BUT KEEP ONLY THEIR BOLLOCKS.
LET THE REST ATROPHY.
POSSIBLY ABSORB IT INTO YOUR OWN BODY FOR NUTRITION.
(ANGLERFISH)
The @vagina_museum are doing a pop-up exhibition called 'Is your vagina normal."
Click the link below and donate to a cause championing women and their relationship to their body.
https://t.co/RNCzzwLzmh
YOU ARE CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO DO A THING RIGHT NOW
I CAN TELL
DO IT PAL
TOMORROW ALL YOU LOVE COULD BE BULLDOZED AND TURNED INTO A MALL WHERE LOCAL TEENS GO TO FLIRT
Cannot believe this isn’t front page news.
Lovely little bit of journalism.
The Metro might be in with a shot at picking up a poetry award this year I reckon.