Me and a bunch of the girlies dressed up all cute in the con elevator watching in horror as the door opens before our floor and this fat huffing dork shoves his fat ass in the doors and pins us to the elevator walls while belching through a mumbled apology
Siiiiigggghh....Dorky otaku guy dragging his fat gut everywhere at an anime convention....getting slightly hungry and snacking on a cosplayer like she's nothing....going on long winded rants about dub vs. sub while belching loudly and grossly...🥹💭
@AShadowySea Nobody actually SAW him eating cosplayers and his stomach is so thick with fat they hardly make a dent with their struggles 🤷♀️
Everyone just thinks hes a fucking whale
Siiiiigggghh....Dorky otaku guy dragging his fat gut everywhere at an anime convention....getting slightly hungry and snacking on a cosplayer like she's nothing....going on long winded rants about dub vs. sub while belching loudly and grossly...🥹💭
@PUPDAYZEES Once im in there im nothing to him. Like sure he deals with SOME digestive discomfort from all my struggling but its nothing he hasnt dealt with before
Y'all know I'm a fat fuck
So imagine some INSANELY fat guy marking me as his lunch and I just...disappear in his guts. I don't make a dent. It's like I never existed.
Frustrated but determined, Layla plopped down with her hex book, flipping furiously through the pages for a reversal spell (or atleast say it right this time) untill she hears the dreaded CRACKS of the two chairs used to support her rear! No rest for this witch...
Sitting at opposite ends of my dinner table with my husband, both of us with massive squirming guts under the table.
Talking to each other like normal, but we're occasionally interrupted by one of us belching shit onto the table and seeing if its something we should keep or toss
The dorkiest guy you know spending his week at an anime convention.
He can't leave his hotel room though, he's too busy digesting like 5 cosplayers he met at the con, and the accessories he keeps belching up are REALLY hurting his poor throat 😔
Ive said this before but like.
Skinny dude at the beach playing volleyball with his bros, eyeing my fatass sunbathing before stopping the game to grab some protein and just. Casually eating the fattest woman he can find. Still playing while being a bloated, belchy mess.