CorneliusRedwaterJr

Controller at RedWater Inc.

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Asking to give her road head was a huge mistake #oops

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Not enough blue people on the blue line #Chicago

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@IndexCover Slim,

No pickle spear?

Cornelius

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I’ve got goldfish carton over garden salsa in 7

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Hydration break #WorldCup

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Haaland vs Iraq

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Just touched down in B. What they say is true. #BallUpTop

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Wife hunting in Barrington tonight.
24 oz Ultra in a brown bag at the Clybourn metra. #Motion

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Dice Tower #expand

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The mosquitos are coming to Chicago this summer be warned #warning

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Wemby spotted at Burton’s Place #shrink

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Fat Man & Little Boy dropping nukes on the southside tonight #expand

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Tim Duncan has elder status braids in the Spurs tribe

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Talking SLEBITDA over a few Medalla. Happy Friday #Bosh

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I’ve entered the burnerverse….

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Driving through places you’ve never been to watching things that have never happened before drinking beer you’ve never heard of

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Just go ahead and cut them off #quarterlifecrisis https://t.co/X6sfvSldJQ

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Writing this down till I have $10,000 in disposable income: massive oil canvas of me and the boys as Centaurs in a valley off the Mediterranean

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@GOLF_com Shrink the game.

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Red sky at night, sailors delight.

Red sky at dawn, sailors be warned.

Cornelius