Caleb Creech

Colorado Cultivars | UNC-Geology/Special Education | Audience of One

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

24 hours post op and I've already broke 1/4 of my stitches 🤗

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

Surgery #2 for my hand ✅

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Merry Christmas, and thank God America is a nation founded on Judea-Christian ideals! May that truth never change.

[John Rauser @jrauser]

My son's a little worried that Santa may skip our house because he was sometimes bad this year. I explained that Santa uses an exponentially weighted moving average to compute your goodness score, so more recent datapoints dominate and he's probably fine.

[Tay @tayylazz]

😅😂 https://t.co/iaEB2NugT0

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

@bisonchief67 Turn on the SF game!

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

@dwert28 Seriously!

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

@bisonchief67 I TOLD YOU

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

@bisonchief67 Scratch that.. watch Pitt not score now😂

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

Watch Brady take it to the house in 28 seconds

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

The Pitt v. NE game😳😳😳

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

Waiting to find out if I passed Mineralogy🙃🙃

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

What's worse than finals week? The week after when we're all waiting for grades to be put in.🙃

[Chris Stigall @ChrisStigall]

Gonna be honest. In one year, I’ve gone from reluctantly voting Trump to being willing to stand shoulder to shoulder with him. Screw politics. It’s war with corrupt media. He’s the only one for this time in history. No Republican could’ve exposed/battled this cesspool as he is.

[Diane Turnshek @DianeTurnshek]

Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.
Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Jingle bells, taking L's, hit me with a sleigh

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

@McQueen41 I just had chocolate milk come out of my nose when I saw this.

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

I just shaved off all my facial hair for the first time in 3 years.. I honestly forgot what my face looked like 😅👶🏼

[Caleb Creech @creech3434]

Guy looks like a human skittle. https://t.co/zehv6aP9oW

[24K @Daily24K]

This dude 6ix9ine bout to take over 😳🔥 https://t.co/VU2vi0sX8i