Christine

honestly whatever

[Christine @creeekelly]

U ever have a nap that hurts??????

[Christine @creeekelly]

Oh boy another year..

[Christine @creeekelly]

Sometimes I like to get my coffee at Eataly just to see what the little tourists are up to

[Christine @creeekelly]

@savannahdeso It was wax in a ball

[Christine @creeekelly]

I showed a pic of what I wanted for my hair to my hairstylist and she said, “Honey no that would look hideous on you.”

This is the kind of honestly I need in 2023.

[Christine @creeekelly]

Does anyone else have Sunday scaries but for a whole ass new year?

[Christine @creeekelly]

@jb_woods I WAS FREAKING OUT ALL DAY FOR NOTHING.

[Christine @creeekelly]

Tik Tok, I reeeealllyyyy would rather not know who has me in their contacts. That’s in the past. Thank you.

[Christine @creeekelly]

@jb_woods Yes!

[Christine @creeekelly]

@jb_woods 😳😳

[Christine @creeekelly]

Started typing ya instead of yeah cause I’m too lazy to type yeah

[Christine @creeekelly]

Yooooo don’t watch DAHMER at 2am in your bed alone

[Christine @creeekelly]

@humanaaron A self check out asked me for a tip at the airport. A TIP.

[Christine @creeekelly]

I cannot be in a generic hotel and not watch Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives or Shark Tank.

[Christine @creeekelly]

TSA guy looked a liiiiiitle too long at my photo ID and then me. Sir, it is 6am I did not wake up like that ok.

[Christine @creeekelly]

Guys on first dates: Hey (with the intention of asking you to be a plus 1 for a wedding in 1 week)

[Christine @creeekelly]

You’re telling me that when I snooze my alarm I don’t magically feel like I’ve slept 3 more hours?

[Christine @creeekelly]

My personal hell is trying to decipher the rules of a new board game.

[Christine @creeekelly]

He’s a 10 but thinks you’re an 11.
(He’s now a 2)