That One Girl🌵♒️

Ultrarunner. Recovering journalist. Talks too much. Funny (ha ha). very Aquarius. 🙃 Word dork. Storyteller.

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

Hey y'all! I have a podcast! It's about trail-running culture. You don't have to be a runner to listen. I'm not fast or anything, but I do love the people. It's all about the stories. https://t.co/42dzMxlTuT

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

@TheCleanCarClub Wouldn't it be faster if you called the cops?

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

@Mominsweats @atrupar @AntiToxicPeople Or one full of women. 🙄

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

If "Leon" wants to cut government wasteful spending, please have a look at what was spent flying the Trump entourage to the Super Bowl. There is no official business to be done there.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Donald Trump requesting a special master, actually getting a special master, and then not working with the special master is literally the most Donald Trump situation possible.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Wow this ad from @MomsAGAbbott. Blistering. Everyone needs to see this.

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

This is the most accurate map I’ve ever seen. 😂😂😂

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

Goddamnit. I worked out for more than two hours today and I can’t fall asleep. Ughhhh

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

I have never lived anywhere where a simple, summer storm creates such havoc as it has today. I hate Texas.

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

Two nights in row without dinner.

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

Third night in a row that I’ve had to chase two monster-truck sized German shepherds out of my yard because they’ve tunneled out of their fenced-in yard. Neighbor assured me it was under control. Nope. I am tired of being awakened at 3 am for this.

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

This.

[Bizarro Jerry Inmate P01135809 @FedUp1120]

@MollyJongFast Let’s not require drivers licenses or driving tests. Let’s just make sure we have more patrol cars.

That’s Ted Cruz’s argument

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

@johnlegend Yeah and when there’s a fire and everybody dies because there’s only one exit…we’ll return to open doors. 🙄

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

I’m still around. Just not on here much lately.

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

Thank God people helped me haul my luggage today. It was a nightmare.

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

People get worked up over the dumbest things. A former running buddy said my wearing a denim skirt to a journalism awards breakfast was tacky. I told her it wasn’t the Oscars. Others are mad because I clarified some awards are by size division. It’s not a knock, just perspective.

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

@ELLEmagazine God, why?

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

Guys be like happy to find their perfect half. I feel like the half without a half.

[Steven Goldstein @RabbiStevenG]

Once upon a time, four sons were born to Jewish Ukrainian parents. Three sons were murdered by the Nazis. One son survived.
The survivor’s grandson is now an international hero fearlessly confronting his country’s invaders. He is Volodymyr #Zelensky, President of #Ukraine.

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

Fucking Guy: not interested any more, despite your ideas. 😔

[That One Girl🌵♒️ @creeolina212]

I loathe cold weather. I live in the dang south and it’s raining ice rn. As much as I dislike Florida, I’m ready to move back.