Andie

who is she? a depresso espresso

[Andie @creepingcactus]

Biden said what we all wanted to... #shutupman

[Andie @creepingcactus]

Wallace: Mr. President...

[Andie @creepingcactus]

@elonmusk will you take everyone who doesn’t contract Covid-19 to Mars? There probably won’t be many of us left and it would be nice to live in a science-driven dictatorship. #muskformarsdictator

[Andie @creepingcactus]

@_jillbits I’m so glad I could provide that for you. Miss you ❤️❤️

[Andie @creepingcactus]

Story time: so I’m in this play and I’m high af for the whole thing talking about vibes and whatnot and doing yoga and tossing my edibles around left and right and the audience is losing their shit (prt 1)

[Andie @creepingcactus]

And that’s how the rest of the play went, with me making sure I never let my back face the audience, or say with my legs uncrossed. The end. #publicindecency #fml #ThursdayThoughts #howsyourdaygoing

[Andie @creepingcactus]

So I’m just in the middle of a yoga pose, pants ripped, and I realize that I’ve got to change positions ASAP or someone’s going to see something. That’s how I ended up in downward dog, hiding my face from the audience because I almost broke character (prt 5)

[Andie @creepingcactus]

@AwwwwCats @NatalieBrewerr well my cat brought me a dead mouse last night. Nowhere near as cute

[Andie @creepingcactus]

@_jillbits Ok, but let me know if I need to make someone disappear...

[Andie @creepingcactus]

That feeling when someone asks you to drink wine and stargaze with them. This is my element. This is where I thrive.
Platonically, obviously lmao.

[Andie @creepingcactus]

Oh, so it’s #NationalChiliDay, and there’s only one way to commemorate this day properly.
#kevinsfamouschili

[Andie @creepingcactus]

I was trying on swimsuits in my room, when campus security decided to drop by for a room inspection...
😳😳👙🤷‍♀️
#iwashumiliated #whydoesthishappentome #FridayFeeling #howwasyourfriday

[Andie @creepingcactus]

*In class*
Professor: *mentions something mildly confusing/uninteresting*
Me: I give up! *immediately begins dissociating*

[Andie @creepingcactus]

My sign from the #WomensMarch2019 in Brunswick today. Too bad we were surrounded by the wrong age demographic, no got it. #whatever

[Andie @creepingcactus]

Bama at the end of the third quarter of the #NationalChampionship :

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@DavidGoCubs While Notre Dame May have been undefeated, they only played one team with a ranking better than a 20 in their regular season (Michigan, who Florida also beat). Their performance against Clemson showed they did not deserve to be in the CFP as they could not face a real challenge.

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“nOtRe DaMe DesERves To bE iN tHE PlAyoFFs”

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Bama: *enters hard rock stadium*
Bama: