the women a physio

could the ugly untalented gays please report to the principals office | she/her | 28

[the women a physio @creepmxther]

hearing the first chord of a house in nebraska is my 2023 version of hearing the first note of welcome to the black parade

[jay @kendallhosseini]

heartwarming

[the women a physio @creepmxther]

I've never said a bad word about axs.

[the women a physio @creepmxther]

seetickets and axs both restricted me... you will both see when i axs legal advice.

[the women a physio @creepmxther]

@AXS_UK count your days.

[trash jones @jzux]

if any CEOs want to cheat on their wives might i recommend the phoebe bridgers concert

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

European roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took all the developed vegan ube ice cream recipes in the middle of a heat wave after not sending me an Uber for our date

[Drew McIntyre @DrewBMcIntyre]

"All names start with a capital letter," I tell my child, because it is too early to explain bell hooks.

[Dan Gliebitz @RealDanGliebitz]

Just took my 93yr grandmother to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “which box for Islamism and bigger boobs?” A cheer went up from the waiting voters.

[Coventry City @Coventry_City]

ELLIS SIMMS HAT-TRICK!!! 🎩

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

👑 @Coventry_City are the CHAMPIONS! 👏

#EFL | #SkyBetChampionship

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[Coventry City @Coventry_City]

Why do clubs keep hiring Frank Lampard? 😂

[Coventry City @Coventry_City]

Today we have fulfilled our promise to return to the @PremierLeague.

We do so with ambition, with unity, and with a clear vision for the future.

WE ARE BACK. 🏁

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

(P) @Coventry_City ✅

#EFL | #SkyBetChampionship

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

it’s kinda like a humiliation ritual

[bug girl @buggirl]

the minute u talk about “oh her body language was showing deception” or some pseudoscience shit like that u lost me brother idk i think u just hate women

[re: emma @evemmore]

I am the security guard who yelled at that child for looking at chappell roan and I will do it again . my name is emerald fennell

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i’ve been seeing so many people make angry tweets about this animated fruit situation and the whole time i thought they were talking about these guys