Bri

20th Century Fox

[Bri @creepobilly]

Lmaoooo yes

[Julia @tomhollwho]

celebrities during this literal national pandemic be like

[Bri @creepobilly]

#NewProfilePic

[Bri @creepobilly]

I just genuinely said out loud “I’m not a loser. I’m cool” and I’m trying to figure out if that doubled or tripled my loserness.

[Bri @creepobilly]

Helping my dad move and weirdly felt the need to put his Jesus cross upright somewhere, but ended up dropping and breaking the thing. #imfuckingcursed #ifixedittho #imsorryjesus #nicejobbri

[Bri @creepobilly]

Sitting on the deck, blaring music thru the house. Holy fuck, a mosquito just bit my forehead. Yes, as I typed that, literally. I’m baked and eating ice cream. Happy Spring cocksuckers.

[Bri @creepobilly]

Get it on,
Bang a gong,
Get it on.

[Bri @creepobilly]

Grab your dicks if you love hip hop.

[Bri @creepobilly]

I just fuckin died https://t.co/FJNVS8ofnh

[B🪽 @YungPheba]

When she come out the bathroom naked but y'all beefing
https://t.co/KwfXIl3vS4

[Bri @creepobilly]

Also, can this snow FUCK RIGHT OFF? thx

[Bri @creepobilly]

I’ve been watching almost all of the planet earth and animal shows on Netflix which is already amazing but I just fucking found “72 Cutest Animals” and couldn’t be more damn elated

[Bri @creepobilly]

What’s Beef? Beef is when you need 2 gats to go to sleep.

[bri diaz @lesbriiian]

Fuck I fucking miss AIM

[Bri @creepobilly]

Mother Nature be like I’M ON MY FUCKIN PERIOD SO ILL MAKE IT WHATEVER TEMP IM FEELIN THAT DAY BITCH

[Bri @creepobilly]

I just don’t get country. Songs specifically about taking a drunk girl home??????? That’s not ok???????

[Bri @creepobilly]

@natalieraevogel Hey 😁🙋‍♀️

[Bri @creepobilly]

Impractical Jokers is actually the funniest fucking show existent. Tell me I’m not the only one who watches????

[Bri @creepobilly]

@gynbatits I motor boated you in my dream last night. Let’s make it a reality?

[Bri @creepobilly]

I’m very baked watching Sausage Party, and I’m not sure if I can handle it.

[Bri @creepobilly]

If that gets me no close friends cuz people like to take that for granted then so be it. I’d rather be a (moderately) good person standing alone than try to be a cool guy mean chick so people will like me. Fuck y’all.