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Imagine saying "choccy biccie" with a straight face

that's what it's like living in Australia

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The day I heard about Shrek the Musical was the day I learned nothing mattered

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@Geggasaurus lmao good to know my life story is preposterous at face value

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Mayo is a necessary evil

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I get way too much satisfaction out of offering to take group photos for people. Everybody wins!

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TikTok discovered "sheesh"?? That's been a mainstay in my vocabulary since like age 7 smh

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From the tone of this description it makes it sound like they regularly consume children or something 😂

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Australia: Home of the Cassowary - the world's most dangerous bird. It attacks by kicking your neck with its feet

Also Australia:

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@Geggasaurus Hahaha don't think so but it's the exact same vibes

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(myself from 10 years ago needed to hear this)

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Opinions on Corporate Entities is not a personality

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Last time I felt I had my life together was when I realized I had a pocket in my cargo shorts that perfectly housed my DS lite

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this mf posted one of the best scenes in superhero history and thought we was gonna agree

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I put this on IG at first but it definitely belongs on Twitter instead

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"Hey man I need a name for my new shop"

"Okay, I well what do you sell?"

"Jeans, khakis, overalls, ya know...just like pants in general"

...

"I have an idea":

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@JFans_ best time I've had all week lmao

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God I love the internet

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@patrickashe Upstairs: "lol why didn't they clean up"
Downstairs: "why is there a shelf full of Betty Boop lanyards next to an unfinished game of cards and an open box knife??? 😳😳😳"