sam rothstein

WCU Alum|CLT🌃

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

still the best tweet of all time

[AYE BITCH!! I’m Attractive @DJSuchandSuch]

“Demi Lovato when that spoon got hot”

[AYE BITCH!! I’m Attractive @DJSuchandSuch]

“Demi Lovato when that spoon got hot”

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

i need a kid to pass my mid athletic genes down too who tryna get it poppin

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

my uber driver on timing this morning

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

my favorite pastime is trolling uber drivers that are mad annoying

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

HALI TOP 10 YALL BIG HATIN

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

Who we taking rn?

[amandalorian 🪩🧚🏽✨ @amandalorian_]

some days you’re randy johnson & some days you’re the bird

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

agent of chaos

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

units have been deployed. ball up top ⛹🏻‍♂️

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

@NFL this is one of the worst football games ever broadcasted. If saquon barkley wasn’t on the field then i would use this as film to make people fall asleep.1

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

@AmericanAir count ur fuckin days i’m on yo ass

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

@matt_furlough I have the perfect opportunity for you!

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Do you know what “driving under the influence" is?

Probably not, because my boys and I invented it after a night out on the bars

We lock our phones away, turn the ignition on...

Each grab a case of beer, and crank 2010 pop

That's it, we simply vibe, drive, and enjoy each others presence

We work a lot, so it's easy to miss out on "quality time".

What do you think?

Do you have other methods for enjoying quality time with your boys?

[Amerie #1 Fan @TurtLaFlare]

Scottie Barnes ate a whole 64 pack of crayons before the game

[$lan muraco. @Alan_sbg]

thank you heat legend.

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

fuck yeah i have drank a good amount of beer. where my keys at

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

GO TO AN EMPTY BAR
DRINK ALONE
HATE YOUR LIFE
BE MISERABLE

BE A MAN

[sam rothstein @creflooooo]

great day to drink some beer and drive fast