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[craig @CregBot]

@adam_abrizzle @scottcoleman55 Matt Olson will finish top 5 in MVP this year moron

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Young men in their 30s don't hear this enough, but there'll be plenty of time later for a career and family. It's ok to be unemployed and playing video games all the time drinking beer. You're still just a kid

[Bill @ClintonsBurner]

At the casino throwing craps overhand

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

how life feels after your first kill

[ornstein @poopswag34]

Almost completely stealth and barely makes any crinkling

[craig @CregBot]

@LucasDudeUhhhh @hndrxx_34 #MetsFansCantRead

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

LeBron James

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

i would bust my bitmoji’s skull open with a garden rock

[Larry “Big Rig” Lubchuk @larrylub1736]

@BenjaminNetanyahu Choctaw Casino in southern Oklahoma is developing a nuclear weapon.

[n @moneyspread]

just loaded up black ops 2 and went 7-45

[craig @CregBot]

@braves2928 2018 Mookie

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆���� 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

*rubs my big Amelia Earhart-shaped belly and burps*

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

One thing that rocks about committing to being bald is I no longer ever have to be like “oh do i look good today?” The answer is just a permanent No and i can keep it pushing

[craig @CregBot]

@NeilLfc_5 @PokerMillers @Inflationaire @hobday_jon this guy isn’t even american

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Brother had Jimmy John surgery

[craig @CregBot]

@BlonBuskmynut @TheTruthervol2 @JendersII “Gross take home”

[craig @CregBot]

@Braves4829 @baldheaded1der elite in 2022/2023, solid in ‘24. hurt in ‘25. pretty average at the plate but you take that from a top defensive ss

[Te'leir🩸 @vampooze2]

she jerkin me for the #goat milk