Dabi🔞

They give you a fifteen character username limit? Damn. But whatever. Tone indicators? What are those? I’m always serious, you think I’d lie?

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

“Chronically online”?

No. I just don’t sleep.

“Replying/reacting/liking the minute a post loads”?

That’s just productivity.

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

Probably not best to be chronically online
Gonna take a breather

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 He plays fetch for me

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

So desperate
73 likes? Almost like stalking

**the irony of him getting Twitter to stalk Hawks**

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 **weirdly enough, he pauses, staring at Hawks for a few beats, before turning to leave.**

Got places to be

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

Hey, how about a peace offering for the #2? You like coffee, right?

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@__Blueflame_ @KE1G0T4K4M1 I own you Hawks (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

//shitposting

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 **Dabi suddenly stifles, nearly choking, before clearing his throat and sniffling casually.**

Well. At least it wasn’t poisoned, right?

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 @__Blueflame_ Mine too

// shitposting

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 You want me to lie?

**Brings the mug to his lips, taking a drawn out sip**

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 I’m hurt. I whipped it just for you. Didn’t anyone teach you manners?

**he takes the mug back, scooping the foam out and off onto the ground before taking a large gulp of the black liquid**

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 //*slowly slides into your dms*

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 Why would I drink from it if it were spiked?

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 ** he takes a sip before handing it off to keigo. Which pointedly doesn’t smell like coffee**

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 I’ll drink from it myself if you’re so worried

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

Wanna start a fire, birdie? @KE1G0T4K4M1

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Supermarkets in the US generate over 10 billion pounds of food waste every year

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

@KE1G0T4K4M1 What? Don’t want me weak and vulnerable? Easy to take down and turn in

[Dabi🔞 @cremationshould]

Glad to have no nerve endings in mine

Just don’t touch the left one

[𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔞🦇🇲🇽 @luvatfirstbitex]

Fun fact: if you get your nipples pierced a second they become even MORE sensitive. I thought it wouldn’t change but boy was I so wrong 😭 damn near saw stars the moment they got kissed lmao