Foxy Grandpa

Alex || bona fide weenie || he/they

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Licking envelopes closed is a gateway to rolling up MARIJUANA.

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@honeyaches0 Currently high and revisiting and shedding a single tear for the beauty of this tweet

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Taylor Swift is just like Minions

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One man’s booty (butt slang) is another man’s booty (pirate slang)

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My favorite video game trope is when you run into a character that’s too weak to go on and all you have to do is play them a song or bring them a little trinket and they’re good to go.

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When a song hits you with a little *shebop* *shebop*, that’s the good stuff.

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Imagine a brand new group of superheroes but they all toss the super suits aside and fight crime naked.

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Dear @kstumpe,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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I think twitter etiquette should include having to write a thank you note to everyone who likes your tweet.

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Dear @MaxicusFlyicus,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Dear @heybreadwords,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Waiting for the day in my life when I can pick up the phone and just say, “talk to me.”

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@allibeeee Thank you

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Dear @alliejcr,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Dear @podgie_TV,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Dear @metrotalipon,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Dear @anemic_virgin,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Dear @tnagebrobot,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Dear @Carlee_Feltee,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Dear @allibeeee,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Dear @fernandomora_16,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex

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Dear @mini_barf,

Thank you for liking my tweet.

Love, Alex