Creon Mallett

Chicago native, currently living in, chef-ing, and exploring Melbourne Australia

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

#Demleaders Lots of us are not working or working gig so we have free time. How do we get involved to help Americans vote in November? Put us to work for democracy! #RockTheVote #popularvote #Everyvotecounts #workfordemocracy @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @AOC @BarackObama

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

@CNN I watch several hours a day... Why are you not showing America the injustices happening in Minnesota! It's more important than a rocket launch. #GeorgeFloyd #ThisIsAmeriKKKa

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

This is my part, nobody else speaks!@CalculatorGirl @kanyewest @chancetherapper #ultralightbeam #thisiseverthing

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

@realDonaldTrump No! #yourthepuppet #Hombre #debatenight

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

.@1065thebeat I want to hear @chancetherapper's #NoProblem! https://t.co/2P0Uqo9rV4

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

@iPowerRichmond I want to hear @chancetherapper's #NoProblem! https://t.co/2P0Uqo9rV4

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

Is it just my chef-eyes? Or can no one else see the mold on that panini on display @Starbucks ??? I still enjoyed my coffee though 😞🤕😯

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

Exact setup for #VisforVendetta ? #martiallaw put into place because of manufactured chaos @realDonaldTrump #RNC16

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

@realDonaldTrump 15yrs of war in the middle east = @HillaryClinton 's #legacy how? #RNCinCLE #

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

@HillaryClinton hey, what's up, hello! Can we please see @billclinton by your side from now #untilnovember ?? Like in every photo or clip?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Yeah, Donald Trump has been a real gem to working women. #RNCinCLE https://t.co/LmUZI1J8KQ

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

So many fucked up things happening in this country, & you @realDonaldTrump are somehow the most upsetting??? Or is it #MelaniaTrump

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

Dear @realDonaldTrump #YoureFired

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

The @realDonaldTrump strategy for success: Turn your parents "shit-ton" of $$ into a "fuck-ton" of $$ while only going bankrupt a few times

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

Hey! @realDonaldTrump ur business acument does not qualify you to be #president , next year ur campaign will be a marketing #TaxWriteOff

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

FML! TRUMP'S entire campaign is one big marketing campaign for his brands!!! There was a just plug for his winery?? #openyoureyes #RNC2016

[Creon Mallett @CreonM]

@WhoopiGoldberg where is #sisteract2 #themusical at? Make it exist please! ! ß #goals

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