Myrtle Wilson

Cheeting is my thing

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@DCtombuchanan @greatgreenhope8 @daisybuchanmom George should've come by your house too #player

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@Daisy_Gatsby1 He wouldn't be if you weren't driving #murderer

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@gatsby_1920_jay Like I've said before, the dead can't here you #Imnotaghost

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

Happy to get some company here in heaven, though not sure if George is invited #RIPGatbsyandmaybeGeorge #seeyousoon

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@myrtlew1920 Isn't heaven nice? #thegoodlife

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@EckleburgDental @myrtlew1920 Why on earth would the car run towards me is the real question #watchwhereyouregoing

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@Daisy_Gatsby1 Thank you that's very kind. #heavenisnice

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@HammeredGeorge The dead can't hear you #looser

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

May I rest in peace #thesadlifeofme #Daisythemurderer

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@HammeredGeorge I think I need to call the police... #someonehelp

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@HammeredGeorge Of course dear... I'm glad you think that #awkward

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@easteggjbake @daisybuchanmom Yeah you should really hurry up #tomwillbemine

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

Hope he’ll be all mine soon #ohIlovetom #jelously

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@TBfootballbro #WhenIHaveNoLifeAndSoIDecideToTweet :D

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@TBfootballbro That's what you all say. #youstopchangingthesubject

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@DCtombuchanan You were too drunk to even speak, hun, it was an accident #drunkyou

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@TBfootballbro @EckleburgDental Yeah but she really isn't, is she ;) #Iamyours

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@DCtombuchanan Again what's with this defensiveness? You're cheating of HER, duh. #lier

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

@TBfootballbro @greatjaygatsbae And yet your cheating on her with me #notreallyjealousareyou

[Myrtle Wilson @crepemyrtlew]

annoyed I'm missing out on all of the gossip, gotta love Nick and Gatsby <3 #thislife