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post-apocalyptic goatherd (she/her)

[eva @crescente_luce]

explained the whole concept of the episcopal service corps to this therapist but i forgot to come out to her and she probably thinks i’m a straight christian 😣😣😣 no offense to straight christians but 😣😣😣

[eva @crescente_luce]

@MezzoTrombone 🫡🫡🫡

[eva @crescente_luce]

really feel like i missed my opportunity to become a ship’s surgeon (based solely on the fact that i know latin) and commit vibes-based medical malpractice until i get kidnapped by pirates or something

[eva @crescente_luce]

@stanknifecat absolutely (and i know it goes both ways given that i’ve been talking about the same book series for 2.5 years)

[eva @crescente_luce]

@stanknifecat (but also if they followed you they probably won’t be scared off by you the stuff you usually post?

[eva @crescente_luce]

@stanknifecat yeah you’re stuck with me i’m afraid ❤️

[eva @crescente_luce]

i tweet for anyone who had a personality-defining tom lehrer phase in like 5th grade

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

high school on tv: i got into a fist fight with the captain of the football team because i had sex with his girlfriend but then we worked together to help save our friend from overdosing

me in high school: oh cool the decemberists have a new song about the interior of a ship

[sowa @sevariia]

making a show called "hate island" the goal is to start unforgivable beef with as many people as possible

[eva @crescente_luce]

@AFineChap that’s all you’ve got? priam has kissed the hands of the man who killed his son and all you can say is “nerd”!?!

[eva @crescente_luce]

i love the iliad SO MUCH

[eva @crescente_luce]

started thinking about book 24 again. don’t text.

[eva @crescente_luce]

@stanknifecat HAPPY PRIDE TO HIM AND HIM ALONE

[eva @crescente_luce]

@stanknifecat omg he IS the reason for the season

[eva @crescente_luce]

(it was a great sermon and i really don’t mind but i do think it’s funny)

[eva @crescente_luce]

probably my greatest failure as a young woman pursuing ordination in the episcopal church is that i never actually finished watching buffy the vampire slayer

[eva @crescente_luce]

yes, i just got the series finale spoiled for me in a pentecost sermon

[eva @crescente_luce]

@gaywaydrug of course. at least they actually said she’s gay i GUESS

[eva @crescente_luce]

@gaywaydrug thank you for your service!!!

[eva @crescente_luce]

@gaywaydrug okay but you literally need to tell me if there is

[eva @crescente_luce]

@gaywaydrug oh classic. fascinating.