Cres Hernandez

i'm just kidding probably maybe. Comedian/Producer @LostCityComedy

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@JustinWolfers I'm , minutes to

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@TamraJudgeOC I'm many seasons behind, but after your brave and moving speech at the women's expo when you make amends with Alexis at Lydia's guidance during lunch i gave you a teary eyed standing o. It was major, and deeply emotional for me as a fan and as a human. #proud 🙏

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19 beautiful innocent brown babies. It’s so hard to breathe right now.

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@Dispensary33 I just spent at least 90 minutes applying for a position your website said you were hiring for only to get an email saying you’re in fact NOT hiring. I either want my time back, or an interview! I’ll even settle for a nug or two. 😜
#hireme #aperfectmatch #420love

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@DivvyBikes in river north is always a sea of red

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I know times have been really tough for everyone but the bane of my existence is still sitting on the Roku remote.

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There's wrestler's ear or whatever but imma have PANDEMIC ear the way these masks are forever pulling at my damn ears. I can already tell it's happening. 😩

[Cres Hernandez @creshernandez]

There are two seasons in Chicago...winter, and miracle. Today I thank God for the latter.

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Yo @DivvyBikes what's up? Any plans to free up these stations? I would like to use the annual membership I paid for to get around? Need help clearing stations? Hire me, I'm available!

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Trump defeated, covid vaccine in circulation, HBO Max FINALLY available on Roku...2021 is shaping up to be that transfer student junior year who be looking FINE AF and who after a brief chat at a party REMEMBERS YOUR NAME!!!

[Cres Hernandez @creshernandez]

@AOC Thank you being a voice for the voiceless at a time when the need for representation is so urgent and dire. You are a true champion and hero. You inspire me to keep the light burning and to share its warmth and protection anywhere and everywhere I can.🙏

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@KFILE 🙏🙏🙏

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I'm grateful to have someone in the Midwest and even more so in my own family that doesn't box me out on account of my tendency to "over share".

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@lindsaytheis Miss you. You're my favorite voice on here. Keeping it 💯🔥💅🏽! 👏

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In lieu of everything I've decided to devote my existence to writing a remake of Thelma & Louise starring @LauraDern and @IamSandraOh. Ooh it's gonna hurt so good at the end!!!

[Cres Hernandez @creshernandez]

Hello, out there! But like, is there still an out there? 😫

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

If your “freedom” relies on my oppression, then neither of us are free.

[Cres Hernandez @creshernandez]

@BetoORourke Hey, for what it's worth... I believe in you. Don't lose sight of why, nevermind who. Even if the who, is you.

[Cres Hernandez @creshernandez]

@shutupmay God bless you for fighting the good fight...to this day HAND IN MY POCKET is my karaoke ice breaker (the once every 4 years I find myself doing karaoke). That album is totes one of the GOAT. But damn so is SUPPOSED FORMER INFATUATION JUNKIE...uggggh the 90's 😫!