Sarah

Too blessed to be pressed 🙏🏼💎🥰

[Sarah @cressaur]

Tell em fuck it I’m the shit 🤪

[Sarah @cressaur]

Pro tip: put seasoning salt in with your boxed Mac n cheese 😋

[Sarah @cressaur]

“Call me the hvac in this bitch cause we ventin”

[꒰ა♬໒꒱ @xxxmarijanexxx]

Shakira and JLo’s ass
That’s it that’s the tweet

[Sarah @cressaur]

I got secrets that died wit friends that’s the level of loyalty I keep around me 💯💯

[Sarah @cressaur]

So I have this pair of sweatpants my ex gave to me and when he did he said they were too small for him so he was giving them to me. This man is 6’5” 280 pounds. They fit me perfectly. It just occurred to me that he actually just got these for me

[Sarah @cressaur]

Who figured out injections? Like let me poke this person with a needle and give them things

[Sarah @cressaur]

I’m too Gucci for that coochie

[Sarah @cressaur]

I’m glad we don’t look like what we been through

[Sarah @cressaur]

👋🏼

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

#GoPackGo
#GoPackGo
#GoPackGo https://t.co/O8ZV8g9H63

[Sarah @cressaur]

More espresso less depresso

[Sarah @cressaur]

“It’s raining outside”
*ironically umbrella by Rihanna is playing**
“Well good thing I have an umbrella”

[Sarah @cressaur]

“Oh stickers?! I thought you said snickers. That’s my favorite candy

I’m hungry”

[Sarah @cressaur]

So I’m at Chick-Fil-A and this girl dropped her phone out her car window and the girl working reached out and scanned it for points off the ground 😂

[Sarah @cressaur]

Never forget

[Sarah @cressaur]

Valvoline is genius for having free WiFi

[Sarah @cressaur]

I will literally be late to work over forgetting my dab pen fym

[Sarah @cressaur]

Such a dirty word, feelings 🤢

[Sarah @cressaur]

You just a cute, broke bum chain “icy” n shit

[Sarah @cressaur]

So I had this dream last night where I was riding through the hood and kept getting passed by G’s putting clear nail polish on their toes